#kurgam

[lildogie]

[gamzee-little-clown]

FRIENDSHIP & QUOTES

"Riiiight. I hope that motherfucker gunna be aight, he took a fuckin pounding like a champ. M fuckin jealous honestly, I want my ass to get ripped apart like that, his screams around my dick were electric. Fuck it was hot, only thing hotter than fuckin somebody who don't want it is fucking them together as one with my daddy, I officially consider that shit the perfect after sex date night, what? Yea, my daddy's also my motherfuckin' boyfriend!"-GABARD AGWÈ MASSACRE (GAMZEE MAKARA) FRIENDSHIP & STUFF TOO UNIVERSE FIC: THE GREAT MILENKO

[gamzee-little-clown]

OOC

Am I the only one that thinks Kurloz intricate plot to doom his session, its obvious he's why the turmoil in the group escalated to such an extreme, etc mind control etc. Was him knowing everything about his GHB self, him knowing that he had to die in order to do his real duties, had to die in order to make certain the events as they should happen, happened?

But it all coming down to, had he died any other way, he would have never been able to fulfill his mission, his true destiny, in meeting Gamzee. He gave up everything for that moment.

All ships are canon, which means when they go off together for that long ass time, I can imagine Kurloz eventually teaching him things he needs to know, giving him a shoulder to lean on that actually fucking understands him, and the sloppy fucking makeouts to come between them.

They belong together. Fucking soulmates.

:o)

[gamzee-little-clown]

Friendship & Stuff Too: Chp 2 preview

The slight jiggle of the psycho clown's massive man tits have you captivated. He is carrying you up five flights of stairs like it is nothing. The two of you arrived at this apartment complex an hour ago and he spent 30 minutes getting some random girl's phone number before he started stalking her toward her apartment....

"So what the fuck do you want from me you extraterrestrial man whore?" You don't know that for a fact, but the way his hulking body is slimmed off into that slutty fucking waist you can't help but blurt it out.

He stares at you with a grin too wide for his face, he breaks the lock on the girl's apartment door to her panic and horror. "U R going to help my 2 fav clownz get back 2gether." He pulled out a gun from seemingly nowhere as he shot the girl in the face when she rushed up to him with a baseball bat. Her head snapped back, twisting from the force of the clearly alien made weapon. Blood splattered out of her fractured skull, draining from her eyes, ears, nose and mouth as it exploded in her head flesh. Her eyeballs popped and her brain leaked out like too much pressure in a soda can. She hits the floor with a loud, wet, gurgled thud and Marvus steps over her body as if it was just trash in his walkway.

He stops, turns, then the stupid fucking clown throws his head back and starts laughing.

Soon the door shuts, his laugh dies down and that same gun is pressed to your temple. You gulp, not wanting to look at him, his options for you are unspoken, but clear.

"Fucking seriously?"

"As a mfkin murda, ufeelme?"

[gamzee-little-clown]

OOC #let's just say 5

Nothing will ever convince me that Kurloz didn't wanna fuck Gamzee in canon. Info may be sparse, but there's nothing fucking not gay about it~♡ :o)

[gamzee-little-clown]

yes, that's a motherfucking horn up my ass.

HONK~♡ Any motherfucking questions? I've decided to start taking em.

Ooc: tried to draw and failed, art by me. Anyone is welcome to redraw this, remix it, use a different couple, long as there's something sticking out the ass as an unconventional butt plug and you credit me.

[gamzee-little-clown]

*Insert picture of Gamzee in a purple corset, fish net stockings and high heeled boots riding a cigarette smoking Kurloz in a wicked Lord English themed wing back chair. Sloppy fucking makeouts in a dark ass room*

[gamzee-little-clown]

Happy 4/13 motherfuckers. Gunna whip up a one shot to celebrate later today.