#kurloz-

[haruspanties]

Since Kurloz doesn't have a tongue and stitches, I can imagine him doing photosynthesis to eat. Edit: wait, how about, kanny watering him for him to absorb it from his fucking pores.

[poorfrankie-blog]

i dont claim to know what the frick hussie was going for with eridan's voice but like. i know most people assume british because of some of the slang he uses but i always always think reconstruction south! bc like. wwavvy soundin accent you know, casual unpretentious drawl on an obscenely pretentious (elitist. RACIST) guy. plus like. hatred of landdwellers as the failed southern secession, eridans genocide complex as post-civil war racial violence, seadweller nostalgia about """returning to old ways""" since apparently eridan and equius's level of hemospectral prejudice is widely seen as outdated, they feel insulted by the fact that LANDDWELLERS KINDA SORTA have rights. and theres the fact that landdwellers arent really safe anywhere but theyre especially unsafe near the oceans ASIDE FROM government officials i mean subjugglators, theyre allowed, they even keep seadwellers in check like eridan and cronus seem p wary of gamzee and kurloz. the whole old south pining nostalgia bullshit was all about seeming robbed of dignity, modest and victimized and romantic and that's sssso much of how eridan talks IDK DOES ANY OF THIS MAKE SENSE

[poorfrankie-blog]

but doesnt the combination of the strap on wings + gamzee getting kurloz to fetch him a codpiece point to him not actually being godtier and just wearing the outfit? i mean there's a chance he's still alive because he's been using time travel but.

als;kdfj they were strapped on?? i figured they fell off just as a cheesy effect idk it was cute THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR WATCHING UPDATES IN COLORED CONTACTS but ok yes in that case you're right he might very well be faking it

[poorfrankie-blog]

pre-honk kurlin

[poorfrankie-blog]

i can't believe all of the pre-scratch boys have the indecency to be so attractive... even cronus's talksprite is rly kawaii to be honest, i have to compensate by making his outfit really unflattering

[poorfrankie-blog]

as long as i am screaming into a void about intensely privileged cosplayer problems: i tried to put my yellow contacts in last night when i was going to do kurloz makeup and ONE OF THEM FELL DOWN THE DRAIN, THE DRAIN THAT DOESN'T CLOSE, OH MY FUCKING GOD, I REACHED FOR IT TRIED TO DELICATELY PRY IT FREE BEFORE IT WAS LOST FOR GOOD, AND INSTEAD, IT FELL, GHGHDAL;GH

[poorfrankie-blog]

HOOOOLY CRAP i was goin to do a makeup test w fabric paint ("""poor man's pax""") and take some pictures as kurloz and wow at first it seemed like this was the ultimate solution i've tried fabric paint before so i already knew it goes on just as smooth as pax, stays on as long as you need it to and then washes off WAY EASIER THAN PAX in the shower and ok i dimly recalled that it kind of itches at first but then that goes away like when you're bleaching your hair you know and i figured nah it'll be fine i'll probably still have built up a tolerance from last time BUT THEN

TURNS OUT I AM ALLERGIC TO IT i got through the base layers but couldn't even handle doing my own eyebrows/lips/shading or helping brett with xirs because it ITCHED AND BURNED AND STUNG SO FUCKING BAD I COULD NOT MOVE MY FACE WITHOUT PAIN UGH UGH i was seriously teetering along the brink of tears here while trying to find the ben nye to do details with so no haha fuckin shit that i took a shower and wow removing it is really fun like yes pax peels everyone knows but fabric paint peels in HUGE DRAMATIC GLOBS ALL AT ONCE it is so cool

but what is not cool is that now i have an invisible rash on my entire face and neck because that is what happens when i am allergic to skin things??? in january i went on vacation and i was allergic to the lotion i brought with me so the bitter cold winds in new york were UTTERLY SAVAGE and i spent a few of my days in disneyworld with ice stuck to my face TELL ME THIS DOESN'T MEAN I'M IN FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF THAT

but i would honestly recommend fabric paint to anyone who's interested in a cheap alternative to pax/ben nye/whatever else, it's like six bucks for a four-ounce bottle and that'll last you ages though you... do have to get two of them (black and white)

HOWEVER do a test at home first the last thing you want is to have a crying fit right before a CON because your face hurts.