#kuroo no

[anime-or-anigay]

Bokuto: Hey, Akaashi, did you know that taco cat backwards is still taco cat!

Akaashi: That’s nice, Bokuto-san.

Kuroo: Yo, Kenma, dog food lid backwards is dildo of god.

Kenma: please never speak to me again.

[rice-hime]

S C R E A M I N G

and wheezing at oikawa and atsumu. two divas collide.

[ask-kuroo-tetsurou]

"No, I have cancer because you're a pain in the ass."

     ► “--------Pfhee...~ You sure you didn´t get ill because                                                of my INCREDIBLE abs Nora chan...~? 

        i know you love seein´ them right----?”

The tall captain said as with he held up his shirt with his mouth, his fit form already EXPOSING itself in front of his LOVELY girlfriend, he just loved a good teasing from time to time afterall.

[tetsurouxkuroo-blog]

*pretends to faint in the most over-the-top fashion*

❝Oh shit.❞

❝Sorry. Did I do something attractive?❞

[incorrectkurotsuki]

Tsukishima: Kuroo, this is demeaning.

Kuroo: I don't know de meaning of that word!

[incorrectkurotsuki]

Kuroo: Tsukki, I think our work here is done.

Tsukishima: Put your clothes on, Kuroo.

[incorrectkurotsuki]

Kuroo: He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "How thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.

Tsukishima: *glares*

[incorrectkurotsuki]

Tsukishima: I underestimated you.

Kuroo: Well maybe next time...

Kuroo: You will estimate me.