Hiii~! Because it's Halloween I want to ask if you could write something spooky?? I don't know mummies or something but I was sort of hoping for incubi/succubi >////< it would be spooky but also smutty and I want to read more stuff like that in your style!! Anyway this is optional so you don't have to but it would be great if you did!!
ahjkhjdshjahjk anon!! i have never written anything with ubi so i will?? try my best??? and none of it will be Super Explicit but uhusgdahuil in honor of halloween :,D
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Oikawa Tooru lived a hard life. Each night he silently curses those who had it easy; his best friend Hanamaki, who was currently harboring a six-foot cat shifter, his mail carrier who saw through the eyes of the bird on his shoulder, and of course, those who weren’t saddled with any sort of non-human (or part-human) baggage.
So what if magic had been integrated into his life? He can put up with the mummies bagging his groceries but it’s blasphemous to have to house an incubus.
All told, Kuroo Tetsurou wasn’t necessarily an ungracious guest. Sure, he takes up the entire couch on occasion. Sure, he eats all the sweets in the house even though he doesn’t require human food for energy. Sure, every few nights Oikawa would dream of cold fingers and slow smirks that helped sustain Kuroo (among other things), but really, it wasn’t a big deal.
Until– well. Until Kuroo says something that throws Oikawa for a loop.
“I’ve got a friend coming over,” drawls the lazy incubus, craning his neck to look back at Oikawa who’s seated at the table. Case files are spread out all around him.
“Mm?” Oikawa, distracted, allows himself to glance up. “Like a–? Another special friend? Like that loud one with the big hair?”
Kuroo looks smug, but he shakes his head. “No, no. Another incubus. I want him to stay here for a while.”
Oikawa chokes on his spit. “You’re inviting another incubus–”
“Yep.”
“– to stay at my home, take advantage of my hospitality–”
“Pretty much, yeah.”
“– why?!” Oikawa wails, dropping his head onto the table and groaning loudly. “You’re bad enough! And am I even getting paid for this?”
“No way. This isn’t through that weird agency who wants to see how people respond to demons or whatever.” Kuroo flicks a dismissive hand. “I just think you two will get along. Plus, he lasts way longer than you. I have needs, Tooru~”
Oikawa’s face burns. “I hate you,” growls the medium, glaring down at the pictures in front of him. “You’re interfering with my work, you know.”
“It was a crime of passion!” Kuroo declares boldly. “Always is.”
“Go to hell.”
“What, back to the motherland? No way. Shitty climate and no pastries.”
“Oh my god.”
***
Later on that night, Kuroo creeps into Oikawa’s bedroom and gently swats the book from his hands. “Oi. We should talk.”
Oikawa scowls and reaches for it, marking his page. “What now?”
“Do you really not want him here?” Kuroo asks bluntly, making Oikawa falter. “I know it’s… ‘taking advantage of your hospitality’ or whatever but I really do think you two would get along. And I sort of…” He shifts his feet. “Miss him. Or whatever.”
Oikawa’s eyes glitter. “Aww~ so he does have emotions!”
“Shut up.” Kuroo exhales hard and rolls his eyes. “So should I cancel my invitation or not?”
Oikawa chews on his bottom lip. Would a second really be so bad? Maybe this mystery addition could help with the dishes– neither he nor Kuroo have a taste for them, so they pile up day after day. “I… no,” he relents, sighing. “You can invite him over.”
Kuroo grins. “Knew you would come to your senses,” he says, wings spreading and shifting as he crawls down next to Oikawa. The medium gives an annoyed click of his tongue and pretends to snub him, quickly losing reason to as Kuroo’s fingers press to his jaw and dip down his chest.
Oikawa sleeps well that night, face buried into the devil’s chest.
***
Work is grueling. Oikawa isn’t exactly on top of his game as he stares down at the pictures of the victims, desperately trying to reach out to them, find out what happened. Their precinct suffers a bust, and Oikawa returns home gloomy.
Apparently, it shows. Oikawa sinks down into the armchair and sighs, eyebrows knitted together. Kuroo lopes over and runs his fingers through Oikawa’s hair, the gesture oddly domestic and kind that it makes his eyelids droop. “Rough day?”
“Yeah,” mumbles Oikawa, stiffening when something crashes elsewhere in the house. “What the fu–”
“Oh, that was probably just Hajime.” He can hear the grin on Kuroo’s voice. “Bit of a klutz, that one.”
“Oh lord, he’s here now?” Oikawa gripes, sour eyes locked on the bathroom door as it opens. “I don’t have the energy to…”
The words die in his throat as the unfamiliar incubus– Iwaizumi Hajime, he had been told– steps out. He shares some features with Kuroo in the dark hair and slitted eyes, but the similarities end there. His wings are shorter than Kuroo’s and his tail longer, and the dark tattoos snaking over his body resembling veins rather than the ceremonial markings Kuroo has. Low-slung jeans allow his tail to lash out and he takes a long drag from the cigarette hanging between his fingers, Oikawa desperately trying not to stare at his exposed chest. Smoke curls up around his face and Kuroo chuckles lowly.
“Meet Iwaizumi Hajime,” he says.
***
Ten minutes later Oikawa has locked himself in his bedroom, heart pounding wildly. He really should have thought this over, but then again, he’d had no idea Iwaizumi would look like…
That.
Giving a long groan, Oikawa flops face-down onto his bed. Really, Kuroo was bad enough, and he was a flirt. He had no idea what Iwaizumi would act like, how long he would stay, if he would–
Oikawa’s blood runs cold. Having one incubus touch him was overwhelming, but two– lord, he would have to start drafting his will. Did two of them mean double the appetite, or double the frequency?
Or both?
There’s a cheerful knock on the door. “You alright?” calls Kuroo, voice sounding awfully gleeful. Oikawa cusses to himself. No use trying to hide anything, not when Kuroo and Iwaizumi can literally smell it. Or, well, probably. He’s still not totally sure of how the science behind all of that works.
Reluctantly, Oikawa unlocks and opens the door. Iwaizumi’s lounging on the couch, feet propped up, wearing a tank top that Kuroo had cut holes into for his wings. “I’m… fine,” he says slowly. “I guess I should introduce myself.”
“I know who you are.” Iwaizumi’s voice makes Oikawa feel a little weak in the knees. “Oikawa Tooru, human medium, working for the police.” His eyes flick over to Kuroo. “Terrible taste in men.”
“Excuse me?” Kuroo gawks. “You’re awfully cocky now that we have a human to play with!”
We. It feels official. “Oh my god,” Oikawa says weakly. “So you two have–?”
“Yep,” Iwaizumi says nonchalantly, and though his voice doesn’t sound proud, there’s a smile playing at his lips. “Before we were allowed out. It wasn’t great, but it sufficed in a pinch. Generally humans are the preferred…” He contemplates his word choice. “Vessel.”
Oikawa chokes on his spit and Kuroo, pouting, winds an arm around Oikawa’s hips. “You are a guest in his home,” he reminds pompously. “Be nice to the resident incubus.”
“Is that a requirement?” Iwaizumi’s eyes turn to Oikawa. “Can’t I just pay attention to the host?”
Oikawa hates that he shivers a little. “Be nice to Tetsu-chan,” he says, having to take a second in order to force the words out. “I still have the power to kick you both out.”
Kuroo surveys his nails. “It would take more than an eviction letter.”
Oikawa glares. “I might not be a witch, but my best friend is. He can Banish you.”
Iwaizumi’s eyebrows raise and Kuroo frowns. “That’s rude.”
“It is what it is,” Oikawa says vaguely, trying to regain control of the conversation. I call the shots, you sex leeches.”
There’s a moment of silence, then Iwaizumi snickers into his hand. “Sure, sure,” he says, standing. Oikawa blinks. “Your life would seem so sad without us in it, though.”
Oikawa gasps. “That’s rude!” he defends, tearing himself away from Kuroo and stalking into the living room. “My life is not sad!”
“You’re a mid-twenties medium living alone and working for the fuzz,” Kuroo drawls, following close behind.
“And your last movie rented was…” Iwaizumi squints at the screen Oikawa hadn’t noticed was on. “Pretty In Pink?”
Oikawa’s face burns. “… so?” he asks, voice growing rather meek.
“Your kitchen is full of milk bread and instant meals.”
“Well, I–”
“Your apartment has one bedroom.”
“My apartment is average, you ungrateful–”
“But now we’re here,” Iwaizumi says, cutting off Oikawa’s indignant protests. He walks forward and puts a hand to the juncture of Oikawa’s shoulder and neck– the human takes great pride in the fact that he’s taller than Iwaizumi. His fingers slide up to Oikawa’s jaw, and they’re warm, unlike Kuroo’s. A grin spreads over Iwaizumi’s face. “And things are just getting interesting.”
Context!! Hajime is kinda drunk and they're talking about Kuroo back in highschool;;
(Basically, Hajime wants a cat lmao, he's just drunkenly talking about random stuff while in his boyfriend's old jersey 🤡🤡🤡🤡)
I love them so much too like fhsjdhjsjs, hfjsjs might pull a fast one and draw more fhjsjd
May I introduce to my ultimate favourite rarepair;;; God I was so hesitant on posting this because I know I say I'm an Oiiwa Stan but KurooIwa has a special place in my heart;;;
I mean??? I just love the idea of two complete nerds being with each other ahhhhh, this ship is truly the case of Iwa: Character I project onto, and B: My type 🤩🤩🤩
Don't take this too seriously!! This was just a self-indulgent piece, Oiiwa will always be my fave pairing :D just wanted to try something different :))
So guess who has another AU 🤩🤩🤩🤩 This time it's the boys as Minecraft YouTubers/streamers LMAOO hfjdjfjdjd
Anyway yeah, headcanons at the back as usual!! Also I gave up drawing can u tell!!! I'm so sorry dhjdjd, I just got really tired which explains why the drawings are extremely shitty and not coloured😔😔😔
I'll definitely draw more of this though 🤡🤡 The concept is really fun since there's so many different types of Minecraft content makers;; also because a lot of my followers on insta are asking me to watch the dream team's vids, which I will, I will hopefully get inspiration to draw more of this lol
please open thread for headcanons!!
Some general ideas!!
Hajime like many people suggested and I agree, is a wholesome minecraft youtuber/streamer lmao, yes it may not be the most niche content, but he’s really genuine when playing and he get easily excited by new animals lol
He tends to download mods that add mobs, like frogs or dinosaurs or something
He goes by tofuzilla lmao, although fans just call him by his real name or zilla.
Also he’s actually really good at building, although most of the time his pretty builds are for his animals or something
Kuroo is KuroiNeko, Kenma applepie, Issei is Allgae and Hiro would be CreamYourPuff or something ahhh
Look, tooru is either a fucking god or absolute dogshit at PvP, he goes by grand king, and his content is mainly him doing PvP or really stupid challenges lmao
I feel like Kuroo and Oikawa would actually do a lot of hungergames/spleef all that funky jazz together, they betray each other a lot which explains the last slide
Honestly, I kinda headcanon most of the haikyuu babes to do stuff like bedwars, skyblock, the classics in general for a bulk of their content. Also smplive hell yeah
But I personally see characters like Hiro or Kuroo making those minecraft parody songs or like those skit kinda videos? you know, like explodingTNT or pinksheep
Hiro, Kuroo, Issei, Tooru, Suga, Daishou would also definitely do trolling vids
Kenma would do horror maps, never getting jumpscared, he’s also really good at redstone and just managing servers in general. Also, he’s the guy no one wants to PvP because they’ll die instantly
Yachi would make those really aesthetic calming building videos!!
Hiro learned redstone for the sole reason of making traps and killing tooru. also, he’s definitely obssessed with the ah yes Perry the platypus, I will now unveil to you my cock-and-ball-torturinator meme
issei? You can't have too many sheep he says, the server crashes they all die
also like just stupid ideas I had for some interactions lol
Context, these two are streaming together and Hajime’s trying to tell a story.
Hajime: When I was small-
Tooru: *Wheezes*
Hajime:
Tooru: *Bent over from laughter* Was?-
Hajime:
Tooru:
Hajime: *kills Tooru who had 79 levels and like diamond armour*
alternatively, Iwa and Hiro interactions would be like
Hiro: What a day
Hajime: What happened
Hiro: Nothing, living is tiring
Hajime:
Hiro:
Hajime: okay do you have wood
also yeah, this is a b99 quote but this would definitely happen if they were playing hungergames/pvp???
Tooru: So how'd you convince the whole squad to betray me?
Tooru: What did you offer them?
Hiro: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you and they instantly said yes
Tooru:
Hiro:
Tooru: I'm not gonna lie that turns me on a little bit
So basically in this AU everyone are detectives but it focuses around Iwa, Kuroo and Oikawa;;
Since I love both Oiiwa and KurooIwa so much I thought why not create a love triangle (kinda?? Not really idk what it's called) for the angst 🤩🤩🤩🤩
It's a win-win!! Simultaneously I will provide Oiiwa and KurooIwa 🤩🤩🤩
I don't really have much planned for this honestly but it was based on randoms ideas I had like "Finding yourself so in love with the past you lose yourself in the future" as well as "you make me happy and that's enough for me" or "If I spent all that time loving you on myself would I've been happier?"
Please do not ask to make them an OT3/poly relationship. if I wanted to do that I would've done it from the start;; I just wanted to put this out there because I had so many people do it over on instagram;; I just want to create a love triangle for angst;;; the OT3 defeats the entire purpose of this AU,,,, If you want them to be an OT3 pls make your own content of it, it makes me uncomfy when people keep asking me to do something I don’t want to :(
More Haikyuu X Minecraft AU!! I'm having fun with this AU ahhhh, pls do take this for today!!
Hdjsjd side note I've never drawn armour before so pls do forgive me for it looking bad cjsjdhd
Please open for headcanons!!
First Instalment to this series!! Click here!!
Alt version!
More Haikyuu characters as a minecraft youtuber/streamer headcanons!! [A little bit Kuroo-centric]
He’s more popular on youtube than twitch lmao, Hajime is the opposite and Tooru is equally popular on both.
Like I mentioned in my previous post, Kuroo often streams challenges/PVP/hungergames etc with Oikawa who was a close friend of his. However that being said, their “squad” also includes Haji, Bokuto, Kenma, Hiro and Issei. (I just really want to explore their chaotic dynamic ksdgkjhga)
Also in this AU, the only people dating for now are Bokuto + Akaashi and Hiro + Issei. (Also maybe kenhina or something idk)
Kuroo and Oikawa have this friendly rivalry thing where they’re both trying to woo Hajime but Hajime is too much into taking care of his animals/building his world to care lmao
This therefore explains the context for the drawing!! Oikawa and him are playing hunger games and basically they made a bet that whoever came out of the fight alive would take Hajime on a date while the other had to be the wingman. Yes. (I haven’t thought about endgame pairings yet)
Kuroo is generally really good at most challenges but games where he’s against Oikawa, Kenma and Bokuto are the funniest.
Him and Haji have a prison break series together!! (Wholesome, most of it is Kuroo teaching Hajime how to play since Hajime usually doesn’t play this kinda thing alone)
Meanwhile with tooru they have a skyblock series together!! (absolute chaos, constant screaming and punching each other off the island/throwing their only ice block of the island out of spite)
Again, some interaction ideas for Kuroo, Iwa and Oiks in general
Context, the him and Hajime are playing modded survival
Kuroo: Hey Hajime
Iwa: What
Kuroo: I got you a present
Iwa:??
Kuroo: *Offers minecraft frog*
Iwa: What the fuck where did you get that
Kuroo: I found it in the swamp biome
Iwa: What the fuck you kidnapped him??
Kuroo: possibly
Iwa:
Kuroo:
Iwa: What would happen if we don’t return it
Typical banter
Tooru: Iwa-chan if it ends up being the three of us left I just want you to know I’ll gladly let you kill me
I'm back on my bullshit with more KurooIwa propaganda 🤩🤩 Screw no simp September, KurooIwa will forever own my heart
But yes, have them being stupid idiots and their baby kitty Gojira
Don't be shy, become a kurooiwa Stan like me 🤩🤩🤩 Click continue reading to have some more headcanons!!
More domestic headcanons because yes 🤩🤩🤩🤩
So basically my biggest headcanon for them is that they work out together. Kuroo started actually working out to build muscle for the sole reason of carrying his beefy boyfriend 🤩🤩
Also because they have that🤑🤑🤑 They have a gym in their house lol, which means a lot of kisses in between their exercises or them being idiots [or well, just Kuroo shamelessly flirting with Haji without having to worry about what other people will think]
Also this means Iwa is kinda kuroo’s personal fitness trainer at home lmao. While Hajime partially took this very seriously, he’s a little soft sometimes 😔
Sometimes if they ever did sit-ups, Kuroo always kisses hajime when he comes up lol
Alsoalso!! Kuroo is great at making fruit shakes/smoothies!! He always makes them for Haji and himself after their workouts 🤩🤩🤩 Hajime’s favourite was Kuroo’s banana-blueberry one ;;;
Also meet Gojira [Godzilla in japanese lmao] , their rescue kitty whom they love very much 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 So backstory!! but essentially the two of them woke up to extremely loud meowing from outside their house and found this baby outside their place drenched in the rain covered in so much mud/dirt;;
Hajime named her Gojira because her meows were REALLY loud and he always wanted to name something after Godzilla so bfkgbksa
She’s super snuggly and likes following her dads around and sleep in their lap when she can >:3
Some random other ideas I had was that Hajime was genuinely amused with the way Kuroo seemed to talk like an old grandpa sometimes lol
Also as Hajime has found out Kuroo is extremely ticklish 😳 And meanwhile Kuroo has found out that Hajime often talks to Gojira in a really sweet voice that he wishes he used to talk to him too 😔😔😔
They rarely have serious disagreements, they do bicker here and there but never in an angry way lmao
Tetsu’s wallpaper is a photo of Hajime and Gojira asleep together in bed 🥺🥺
They share a lot of their clothes because of their similar fashion taste?? They have one big walk in closet lmaooo
But yes, when worn on hajime, it tends to look just a little bit big 😳😳😳😳 Hajime doesn’t really mind it too much though
And that’s all for this post but do expect more headcanons the more I draw them 🤩🤩🤩🤩 Thank u and don’t be afraid to become a Kurooiwa stan 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
