#kurosakisuggestions

[aizensamasuggestions]

I’m doing fine. Just doing boring human stuff... Like going college in soul reaper form. The students there are very curious about what I am, So I simply cut them down. Once I leave college I will be sure to deliver you your favourite tea :)

You sound quite fascinating, Anon. 

You’re attending a Human World university in your Shinigami form? How is it that the humans can see you? Is your entire university filled with humans like @kurosakisuggestions or did you neglect to mention that you are a customer of @uraharasuggestions‘s and are wandering about in gigai (likely an overpriced one, or possibly boobytrapped, as poor Rukia discovered)?

Regardless, I look forward to your delivery.

No matter how long it takes, I will be here.

[yumichika-suggestions]

Hotness Chart: K

There were so many people whose surname started with “K” that I had to organize them by type:

HUMAN / HUMAN-LIKE

@mizuirosuggestions (Mizuiro Kojima)

Clearly copied my hair style, which either gives him lots of points or zero. Knows how to make bombs, which... respect. I will definitely give him an above average score for that... mmmm, I guess that haircut is pretty cute, 6.

@kurosakisuggestions (Ichigo Kurosaki)

Not entirely human, but he seems to have an affinity for human people so... Murder eyes, very attractive. @kenpachisuggestions likes to fight him, which makes @yachirusuggestions happy, too, which is generally good for my division. But, Kurosaki stabbed @ikkakusuggestions quite a lot, near killing him.... mmmmm, not sure that’s forgivable.  He’s a tough one because, clearly has a strong jaw and all...  but that hair is a hot mess... 8.2.

@yuzusuggestions (Yuzu Kurosaki)

Those eyes are very kawaii... but, is cute the same as hot? Looks far too young to date, but I feel like her older brother might murder me if I don’t give her a passing grade? How about a 6?

@masakisuggestions (Masaki Kurosaki)

Looks like she might be a nice lady, but a little to “mom” for me.  Still, is @kurosakisuggestions‘s mom... still, sorry, can’t give more than a 5.7 (especially since I understand she might be a Quincy.)

SHINIGAMI 

@kiraizurusuggestions (Izuru Kira)

This hair... is is awesome or too pointy?  Dead eyes, maybe half cyborg at the moment which is... hot? Seems to like to drink a lot with Matsumoto over @gin-suggestions ... which, I mean, I HAVE to approve of... 7

@isanesuggestions (Isane Kotetsu)

Apparently fairly tall, like a giraffe? Funky hair game which I appreciate. But, we have a long-standing rivalry with the 4th, so points off for that, i’m going with 5.7

@kiyonesuggestions (Kiyone Kotetsu)

A fierce, smaller version of above, apparently. Seems perkier, though, so I’ll be nice and reverse the sister’s score: 7.5

@niisama-suggestions (Byakuya Kuchiki)

What to say here? Obviously pretty AF and very, very, VERY rich, which has its own kind of attractiveness, but I’m not sure I can abide any diva that wears an ACTUAL crown a part of daily attire. But, then again, he clearly makes @kenpachisuggestions very happy when they fight, so I’m going to have to give... 9.5

@isshinsuggestions (Isshin Kurosaki)

Big, dumb, bruiser, very much my type. Former captain (should really be under “S” but APPARENTLY he took his wife’s surname), likes punching also seems to be the sort you’d like to punch....  invented a official head butting move... how was he never in the 11th?  We’ll go with an even 7

@kurotsuchisuggestions (Mayuri Kurotsuchi)

Very uncertain what to do with a scientist in full plumage. I mean, kudos for brave fashion choices... but the yellow teeth look? Mmm, not cool. Also, very melty and probably has zero original parts, if you know what I mean. 5

@yachirusuggestions (Yachiru Kusajishi.)

I’m terribly sorry, lieutenant, but I can not rate you for ‘hotness.’ I’m 110% certain @kenpachisuggestions would murder me. N/A

@shunsuisuggestions (Shunsui Kyōraku)

Wears a woman’s kimono, very manly, good hair, excellent body (copious amounts of hair.... everywhere)... yes. Very mmmm. Very ‘hello, daddy.’ 9

@mashirosuggestions (Mashiro Kuna)

Loud. Wears cosplay 24/7. Might be a bug. 4.5

PERSONS/SOULS THAT DEFY CATAGORIZATION:

@konsuggestions (Kon)

What even is?  Mmmmm..... a stuffed lion who is also a pervert. I mean, mod soul.... has some possibilities IN SOMEONE ELSE’S BODY (see @kurosakisuggestions) but like this... sorry, but NO. Gets a 3

@katenkyokotsusuggestions (Katen Kyokotsu)

These demon blade ladies look very impressive. I would never dis anything the involved bone madness or whatever the fuck.  Seems dangerous not to give them a respectable 7.5

[ggiovegasuggestions]

A follower to a king

A pawn to a god

A weaker being to the espada

A weakling to the strong

One day I will be the strongest arrancar

To earn my kings praise

To prove my loyalty

To earn his favor

[aizensamasuggestions]

Do you have a God kink?

From what I understand about a “god kink,” I would have I be in awe of someone and my desire for them would have to be mixed with admiration and fear. Perhaps even live a life utterly devoted and controlled by their commands?

If that’s what you mean by your question, then, no.

Obviously, not.

If you’re asking if I see myself as a god, the answer is still no.

Do I have the most spiritual pressure of anyone I have ever met–with the very brief exception of @kurosakisuggestions in his ‘final’ getsuga tensho? Yes, in that way, I am like a god, certainly.

Do I desire to fill the unbearable vacancy of the Soul King’s throne? Yes. Would that set me up as a god? Mmm, perhaps. Certainly to the small minds of many in the Soul Society.

But, if you think that I crave the Empty Throne ™ in order to gain admiration, you don’t know me very well at all. I have never craved to be adored. ‘Captain’ Aizen was well-liked. If all I cared for was devotion, I would stayed hidden among you, a wolf in sheep’s clothing. 

I want to change the world, remold it, reform it into not what it is, but what it should be. If that reminds you of a god, so be it. 

If you wish to worship me for my power and my singular vision, I would allow it.

But it’s not my kink. 

Though, it very well might be yours.

[aizensamasuggestions]

Revise the Master Plan (tm) to include the subcategory: if @kurosakisuggestions can power up, he will power-up.

[aizensamasuggestions]

Eh no one is perfect, grimmjow didn't like feeling weak, nnoitra didn't like being proved time and time again by nelille why he was 5th espada, barragan has king syndrome (so does grimm but he makes it work), starrk is starrk and lilynette is short so she has less room to bottle up anger, szayel is creepy (just a bit), harribel just didn't like you aizen. Kids change though, promise!

Oh, my.

And people accuse me of stirring up trouble with my Espada…

Though, this doesn’t appear to be a question so much as commentary, let me answer you, anyway. (In opposite order)

You suggest that @harribel-suggestions just didn’t like me. I would posit that that was true of a majority of the Espada. Most people, in general, don’t like me. It probably has a lot to do with the fact that I’m… impatient. Tier Harrible was, at least, loyal to my cause until I grew impatient in the battle for Fake Karakura Town and… cut her battle short, shall we say?

You say that @szayelsuggestions is “creepy.” My dear Anon, this is what we call a FEATURE, not a bug.

My number one Espada, @starrkandgingerbucksuggestions are my very best. I will not stand for insults upon their character. The only person whom I believe best fits the description “is short so she has less room to bottle up anger” is actually a Shinigami, @hiyorisuggestions.

You, however, are absolutely correct about @barragansuggestions. He spent a lot of his time in Hueco Mundo with @ggiovegasuggestions trailing after him, muttering unhappily about how “all this should be his.” Very tiresome. Though, he was a strong player in the field, I will give him that.

@nellielsuggestions and @nnoitra-suggestions were, you surmise correctly, a problem onto their own. As someone attempting to build an army, the sort of “friendly fire” battling they engaged in was terribly detrimental to my cause. I could have used them BOTH in good health (and sound mind) and on my team, as it were.

As for your opening statement… I would like to see you dare say that to @grimmjow-suggestions‘s face. Now, if by it, you mean that he did not appreciate serving under me, who was clearly stronger than himself, that much is very true. He was rebellious and troublesome. BUT no finer force of destruction have I ever had the pleasure to send in the direction of one @kurosakisuggestions.  

Do not forget my most prized and loyal Espada, @ulquiorraschiffersuggestions​, whom, I am quite certain, defeated Kurosaki Ichigo. After all, one does not normally morph into a Vasto Lorde, while still _alive_. Any other opponent would have fallen like cherry blossoms in springtime in the face of such a force of nature.

You list their shortcomings, but fail to see their strengths. These are the finest members of the strongest army ever seen.

[aizensamasuggestions]

Aizen-sama, I was wondering what your opinion is on the change that Ichigo has brought to Soul Society? He’s inspired a lot of people such as Byakuya, the visords, and even a few of your espada to fight for what they believe in, rather than simply obeying orders or sitting by and doing nothing. It seems to me he’s laid the foundation for positive change in SS. Have you ever considered that by the time you’re released, SS won’t have the problems it does now?

I have a passing amount of respect for the young @kurosakisuggestions. Change is good. The fewer people that blindly follow authority, the better.

However, I think I would be more optimistic about the Soul Society if one of the first things they hadn’t done was rebuild and improve on Sokyoku Hill, their EXECUTION GROUNDS.

Similarly, so long as they are ruled by the Empty Throne ™ and Central 46, I will _always_ oppose them.

[aizensamasuggestions]

No thats not me, oh! Imagine a universe where ichigo was an arrancar and turned against the soul reapers (since they planned to kill him in the first place after kugo incident) I say he would've stopped kisuke and lead aizen to the soul king throne

Imagine a world where @kurosakisuggestions is an Arrancar? My dear, Anon, I’m certain @zangetsu-ggestions would be deeply offended by your assumption.

Kurosaki Ichigo is already capable of becoming a Vasto Lorde. He wouldn’t be a mere Arrancar; he would be an Espada.

No offense to our current number one, @starrkandgingerbucksuggestions, but Kurosaki could very well take that place… if motivated. 

I do wonder at the circumstances of this alternate universe where Kurosaki would actually be vicious enough to not end up eaten by @grimmjow-suggestions, however. The Kurosaki I met tended to make friends of his enemies. Not a very good trait in an Hollow.

But, this would have to be a universe where Kurosaki is not Quincy. I’m not sure you have the same person at all, in that case. A Quincy… normally, would not survive Hollowificaiton. Though, Kurosaki would be the one exception to everything, wouldn’t he?

I don’t imagine, however, that Kurosaki would help me win the Throne ™. Not if I stuck with the original plan, at least. He would never–not even as a Hollow–allow the destruction of Karakura Town.

Hollows are often tied to a place. Kurosaki is clearly tied to that town and the people in it.