Hotness Chart: K
There were so many people whose surname started with “K” that I had to organize them by type:
HUMAN / HUMAN-LIKE
@mizuirosuggestions (Mizuiro Kojima)
Clearly copied my hair style, which either gives him lots of points or zero. Knows how to make bombs, which... respect. I will definitely give him an above average score for that... mmmm, I guess that haircut is pretty cute, 6.
@kurosakisuggestions (Ichigo Kurosaki)
Not entirely human, but he seems to have an affinity for human people so... Murder eyes, very attractive. @kenpachisuggestions likes to fight him, which makes @yachirusuggestions happy, too, which is generally good for my division. But, Kurosaki stabbed @ikkakusuggestions quite a lot, near killing him.... mmmmm, not sure that’s forgivable. He’s a tough one because, clearly has a strong jaw and all... but that hair is a hot mess... 8.2.
@yuzusuggestions (Yuzu Kurosaki)
Those eyes are very kawaii... but, is cute the same as hot? Looks far too young to date, but I feel like her older brother might murder me if I don’t give her a passing grade? How about a 6?
@masakisuggestions (Masaki Kurosaki)
Looks like she might be a nice lady, but a little to “mom” for me. Still, is @kurosakisuggestions‘s mom... still, sorry, can’t give more than a 5.7 (especially since I understand she might be a Quincy.)
SHINIGAMI
@kiraizurusuggestions (Izuru Kira)
This hair... is is awesome or too pointy? Dead eyes, maybe half cyborg at the moment which is... hot? Seems to like to drink a lot with Matsumoto over @gin-suggestions ... which, I mean, I HAVE to approve of... 7
@isanesuggestions (Isane Kotetsu)
Apparently fairly tall, like a giraffe? Funky hair game which I appreciate. But, we have a long-standing rivalry with the 4th, so points off for that, i’m going with 5.7
@kiyonesuggestions (Kiyone Kotetsu)
A fierce, smaller version of above, apparently. Seems perkier, though, so I’ll be nice and reverse the sister’s score: 7.5
@niisama-suggestions (Byakuya Kuchiki)
What to say here? Obviously pretty AF and very, very, VERY rich, which has its own kind of attractiveness, but I’m not sure I can abide any diva that wears an ACTUAL crown a part of daily attire. But, then again, he clearly makes @kenpachisuggestions very happy when they fight, so I’m going to have to give... 9.5
@isshinsuggestions (Isshin Kurosaki)
Big, dumb, bruiser, very much my type. Former captain (should really be under “S” but APPARENTLY he took his wife’s surname), likes punching also seems to be the sort you’d like to punch.... invented a official head butting move... how was he never in the 11th? We’ll go with an even 7
@kurotsuchisuggestions (Mayuri Kurotsuchi)
Very uncertain what to do with a scientist in full plumage. I mean, kudos for brave fashion choices... but the yellow teeth look? Mmm, not cool. Also, very melty and probably has zero original parts, if you know what I mean. 5
@yachirusuggestions (Yachiru Kusajishi.)
I’m terribly sorry, lieutenant, but I can not rate you for ‘hotness.’ I’m 110% certain @kenpachisuggestions would murder me. N/A
@shunsuisuggestions (Shunsui Kyōraku)
Wears a woman’s kimono, very manly, good hair, excellent body (copious amounts of hair.... everywhere)... yes. Very mmmm. Very ‘hello, daddy.’ 9
@mashirosuggestions (Mashiro Kuna)
Loud. Wears cosplay 24/7. Might be a bug. 4.5
PERSONS/SOULS THAT DEFY CATAGORIZATION:
@konsuggestions (Kon)
What even is? Mmmmm..... a stuffed lion who is also a pervert. I mean, mod soul.... has some possibilities IN SOMEONE ELSE’S BODY (see @kurosakisuggestions) but like this... sorry, but NO. Gets a 3
@katenkyokotsusuggestions (Katen Kyokotsu)
These demon blade ladies look very impressive. I would never dis anything the involved bone madness or whatever the fuck. Seems dangerous not to give them a respectable 7.5
