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A Collection of Claudia and Cedric Phantomhive Text Posts
Cedric: Are you decent?
Claudia: Not morally, but I have clothes on, if that’s what you’re asking.
Cedric: My youngest, Francis, is being tested for the gifted program and my oldest, Vincent, thinks that his toothbrush is haunted.
Claudia: When you’ve been Countess for as long as I have, you develop a thick skin.
Some guy: Navy blue is not your colour.
Claudia: Navy blue...BRINGS OUT MY EYES, YOU PRICK!
Claudia: I win all the time because I’m pure of heart! Right, Cedric?
Cedric: You’re a vice ridden degenerate, Claudia. I don’t think you even have a heart.
Claudia: How do you take your tea?
Cedric: As dark and as bitter as my soul...
Claudia: One glass of milk, coming right up~!
Claudia: I’ve got an idea.
Cedric: We’re not going to murder anyone.
Claudia: I don’t have any ideas.
Cedric: This might’ve been a very pleasant evening, had shit not gotten real.
Cedric: I’m fine.
Claudia: You’re fine? That’s good. I’m gonna put that on your tombstone. “He said he was fine. He was wrong.”
Cedric: I’m going to bed.
Claudia: It’s noon?
Cedric: Time isn’t real...
Claudia: I didn’t wanna do this, but I know one way we can get the money.
Cedric: You’d make a decent stripper.
Claudia, offended: I’D MAKE AN AMAZING STRIPPER!
Claudia: I could strangle you!
Cedric: You’re not tall enough!
Claudia: You’ve sunken low enough for me to reach!
Claudia: Guess who~?
Cedric: It’s either my wife, or the cold, clammy hands of death.
Claudia: It’s me~!
Cedric: Damn it.
Claudia: Are you suggesting that I occasionally stray away from the rule book?
Cedric: No. I’m suggesting that you don’t own a copy of the rule book and if you do, you have certainly never opened it.
Cedric: I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.
Claudia: I know this and I love you.
Claudia: I WILL FIGHT THE NEXT PERSON WHO INSULTS MY HUSBAND!
Cedric: I’m a failure...
Claudia: ALRIGHT HONEY, SQUARE UP!