Lance: WHAT. YOURE A GIRL?! HOW?!?!?!?! / Pidge: well fuckass your parents should have explained the birds and the bees but babies develop in the womb so thats /how/ but the proper question would be /when/ and that answer is FOR A LONG DAMN TIME.
I can’t believe you made Pidge say fuckass, this further strengthens my headcanon that she was a Homestuck












