✨🌸IF JJK Characters were Yanderes 🌸✨
Charcters:
> • Gojo Saturo
Part 1 / 2 / 3/ ?
about: Gojo coming from his first class from Yoga in an unexpected high spirits , even celebrating with his students.
Warning: increasing of attachment, food poisoning, child abuse and moslty to Itadori :(
A/N: this part is kinda long so i hope you enjoy as i did :))
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Saturo slammed in the class with a bright grin that his students didn't recognize him in first glance, he waved his hands freely a bag in his hand "if it isn't for my dear children who are doing their best~"
it was silent, itadori was the first to break it, "senpai! You're . . You're Sweating" Gojo was indeed bathed in sweat, he area of his armpits almost dripped, he brusted a laugh "That's cause i went to the gym silly~" he brushes it off with his hands as he opened the bag Now Gather Around! I got something for you all! "
Toge, Nabora, And itadori approached, Magumi stood in his place, frowning " you went to Gym afterwards? "
Gojo nodded simply " my back pain eased soo easily! I had to benefit from my fresh new energy~"
" OO is that from Sunbucks?? It smells soo fresh!"
" i smell strawberries— am taking it it, away Yuji!" Gojo smiled as he patted Nabora's head assuring there is enough treat for everyone and even more. he handed each of them a small box with a sticker heart,Nabora stared at him with a raised brow " i can't tell if this a genuine 'thank you' or you plotting to poison us?"
Toge was sniffing his small fruit tart, _just being extra sure —besides him Yuji straight up swallows his strawberry cupcake in a one gulp—
"Ooh ohohoo~ how would i do that to my _own_ students? And after this grateful favor.? " his grin turned sinister slightly, sending chills to them. Yuji still chewing though.
"even with endless calls, banging on my personal door in my very first holiday this week, pushing me on the street at 10 in the morning for a usless Yoga class?"
. . . . . . .
"it was Yuji's idea-"
"HEY-"
Gojo laughed again, this time it filled the room with 'saturo' energy, Megumi' frown deepen "Relaaaax, i won't purposely KILL you even for this 'mistake' , i would have simply squeezed some of my sweat on each of your dessert and cover it up as a lil gift, wouldn't i~"
the room went silent. . .
". . . . .is that's why my cucpake tastes abit salty?" Saturo stood their with an innocent smile before walking pass them to the unsure Megumi
"AH Megumi~ why the long face? I promise you, not to worry about this one, if not for my least annoying student!"
Megumi stared , the small box was glowing with Saturo's glimmering altitude, as if his teacher wasn't struggling those months and it was just a bad dream he had yestersay, the haired raven boy's took his treat carefully " you haven't. . Tried anything illegal?"
" Oo MY why that kind of question? "
" it's not like you. . .enjoying those sort of stuff in one blow"
Toge hummed in confirmation, nipping his tart anyway, Nabora was busy sniffing her cheescake
Gojo's eyes wrinkled at the geunine worry of his raven Student as he wrapped his long arms around his shoudler, taking Megumi off guard and his students squirmed back (except Yuji)
thanks to his infinity barrier, no sweat or smell travelled to Megumi's clean form as he scratched his head playfully, again with the barrier on
" Awww no need to worry about me~"
" am not—"
"— if it calms you down, i didn't want to continue the class, without the teacher who was really REALLY great in her job, i wouldn't have stayed longer, she didn't even 'force' me , do you believe that? "
Gojo let go of Megumi's hair, still he squeezed him closer (not close to his sweat armpit), the childish adult rubbed his chin, pretending he was thinking " i might actually try another class this week. . ." he then turned to look at the dumbfounded Megumi.
"you could join me to see yourself! She is so wonderful~ In her job"
still having his hands on Saturo's strong arm, he frowned again, studying his expression. . . Saturo wasn't faking it, he truely seemed he enjoyed his time. . . In that case and knowing Saturo wouldn't take a "No" as an answer, Megumi stared longer then sighed downwards
". . . in one condition" *he heard Gojo Hum in confusion, as he pointed at his group (excluding Tego who steppd farther) the latter panicked*
" they are coming with me—"
" DEAL!! So you two gotta be ready at exactly 7 am before we leave "Yuji and Nabora squirted even farther, holding eachother hands, witnessing how GLAD Saturo was with this condition.
"But that is even earlier!! " Yuji whined.
" MHM! We should do some warm ups before heading on our way to the yoga ~ "
oh how he enjoyed their pained expression, Nabora stepped away clapsing her hands togther and waving them
" come onn now! I have lots of ugly-face syndrome if i don't atleast do my 8 hours night mask! Don't you know how cold weather affect my sensitive skin!?" she tried her hard to be convincing as she held on sneaky Tego trynna go away 'tell him!!' he flinched.
" i simply don't care~" Saturo sang as he widley waved his hand pointing on the poor quiet boy
" you too are coming!"
a soul left his body as he bent down in the fuming girl's grip " . . . .Fish flakes"
as they began to continue whining to their teacher (Toge just accepted his fate), who went on teasing it's for 'their good' and to be 'more fit'and yes they would as well go to gym so to not turn 'lazy as him', and how he is 'worried about their poor health'.
without them noticing Megumi's poor sturggling to get free in his grip,m, though he stopped to observe (no winning :< ). it was still bizzare how a flip of a switch turned his teacher to his bubbly charcter, though even for a short time, it relaxed the boy's concern frown, as the childish tantrum went on with the unbothered Saturo , secretly his mouth curved upward
perhaps those bad days would indeed pass, after all-
"saw thaat~" Gojo sang whispered, strucking Megumi who turned the frown, he grumbled behind his teeth " please, stop doing this"
Nabora's huge growl interrupted
" YOU'RE DEAD TO ME MEGUMI! "
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• as expected, they ALL were jogging in the streets at 7 am ~after getting forced to wake up at 6—~ and their energy was deadpan,except perhaps Megumi " sensei , is it that far? " he and Gojo were in the very front raw, Yuji holding on toge for support and Nabora huffing her way forward. Saturo told them, their stop at the known gym. They might have recommend the place but had no idea where exaclty would it be, depending on Gojo's memory of directions
The teacher, spread a grin as he simply answered "aha~ we passed it three times already! "
an arrow of shock strucked them all, Megumi dropped a huff, closing his eyes so to not wipe this grin woth his fist " so you lied about misleading directions. . . " a joyful confirming HUM from Gojo.
". . . You are enjoying this so much"
" aaaGhh sensi! I prefer having those salty cupcakes right now, my legs are cramping "
" MY SKIN IS ALREADY DRY!"
" oka okaaa. . . "
• Gojo turned to them still running, making his barrier move him backward as if walking on a machine. fortunately, there were not much passengers "don't lose hope now~ you almost convinced me to spare you~~"
glad that Megumi had started jogging weeks ago as he turned back, pitty kicked hs stomach at their wet forms with hallow eye sockets, another growl came from Nabora. " this is TOO MUCH! You already had your payback, you friking frack basta-"
" ahh ahh~~ " * he wiggled his fingers, the grin growing as he glanced at the clock, it was almost 10, the needed to catch up " we don't wanna miss your first exciting lesson crawling and dirting the mats, No?~"
if breaking down angrily was an expression, Nabora would have got awarded for almost succeeding in it, Gojo then clapped his hands twice announcing a break, as they were about to bent down with breath. The strong winde wooshed over them.
" AAA finally!" Yuji not giving a care in the world, threw himself as a starfish on the. . . . Grass?? Toge followed behind, just more carefully, Nabora went to hold on the long fence that was SUPPOSEDLY, besides them. . Her hand clasped in thin air and she tripped. " what the heck?!"
Megumi was the first one to caught on their sudden teleportation, infront nothing other than. . The gym
" come on now~ you don't wanna embrass me infront my coach~~ " he fake whined making his way to the door, as a young woman approached watching her phone, she wore a white cap, calm blue jumper with huge sport pants.
Gojo simply crossed his arms leaning on the door as she poped her head upwards, his smile spread from hers " Saturo! I just got your message. ." she turned to others who were stand. . Well Megumi, the rest was on the ground ". . My? you managed to—*
"— on time, as promised~" Saturo winked, tilting his head on the door, beaming.
the woman chuckled fixing her cap " well. . Precisely, BEFORE time. . . But am still impressed"
"wHAt " the group growned in one breath, making the friendly Coach jump " did he not tell you?"
they now stared at Gojo who then remembered, he wasn't alone with her. gapping his mouth with a hand on his chest. " whaat??! Before time. .. maan~ we are gonna have to wait. . "
he stated, more dramatically from Megumi's perspective. . _he lied about the time too?'
" ooh it's totally alright! The five of you are enough! Some warm ups before others arrive would do " Saturo's glittering smile fluttered. . . Just a little, as he stared then sighed so LOUDLY, putting a hand on his head
" i would HAVE wished that. . .but as you can see" he waved at his 'students' " the poor things haven't even taken a nap from the excitement to be here~" the Woman still had her smile, confused more as she turned to Saturo.
Nabora ached "we. . .have. . Been running. . All morning. . "
this bought extra points of empathy from the coach, Gojo nodded in agreement, "ooh myy. . Alright. . Then we could spare sometime" .her kindness filled the air as she sent them another of her precious smile, Gojo bent slightly down for anyone to notice just to have a better look, except for Megumi
"Totally agree~ "
.she invites them inside, with a chilling Gojo close by, having his hands in his pockets. Holding a smirk from his little success.
• the time was spent with Gojo chatting with this young woman, causing her to giggle once or twice at his 'charming' humor. Much to the others bliss, they were asleep. again Megumi is left alone observing his teacher's 'calm' persona infront her.
perhaps it was the slight flirt Gojo liked to play along with the woman, he was always famous among the ladies and not seeming so bothered with it, 'so he just woke us up so he can 'flirt' with this stranger?'_ She wasn't that much attractive.. just at average level. . Perhaps slightly above.
'it means, he won't stick with her for long, Gojo wasn't in relationships anyway'
how WRONG the raven boy was
• this 30 minutes break, was the most blessing time Gojo had spent with someone as her in weeks, He was sitting with an arm laid on a chair while the other hand holding on, she was doing simple stretching on her yoga mat, still paying attention to his words.
watching her from this close was a bliss~ he would easily notice how her eyes shone at the mention of the things she liked, how when her lips curves up, his does too. its like any reaction she did, Saturo was controlled under her glamorous effect . he even began copying her stretching as if to go along with her.
that made her smile longer which filled Saturo's heart with glee, it suited her. he could feel his cheeks getting slightly wamer, so he joked about the atmosphere there to cover up his blush.
thank's to the golden step, he knew when to arrive way earlier~ when he managed to take her number, though he wished he could have a good story to it-
"Sweat&chill gym answering, how can i help you?"
"I .. .uh Would like to have the yoga coach number, i am one of the class student. name is Saturo Gojo"
" alright sir, please wait till we get you connected"
Jazz music playing~
sighs~ if it could be just how it's done in the comics~ it was her 'business' number he took, it won't be much longer till he takes her's and breaks this wall of 'professionalism' and know much more.
he managed to list down some of her favourites; as for sports, actors and sweets. Mentally noting what he will buy fir her next time thet meet
and so the class just went smoothly, with an ENERGTIC Saturo, a natural Megumi and dying students. Saturo didn't stop sprinting on their way home.
Gojo couldn't hold his 'fangirling' to Megumi as he asked all of their opinion about the "class" ofocurse.
And ofcurse Nabora would have agreed to attending if it WASN'T in Gojo'a hands, Toge just wanted to throw his slump body on a bed already, Megumi and Itadori showed approval though.
" For REAL??" Gojo asked with such excitement, Megumi said he wouldn't mind attending some of classes sometimes, the teacher was surpsied that Itadori nodded along though
"it was abit too relaxing for my own good. . Though i wouldn't mind it if not my devastated state" He spoke soo FONDLY holding his chin and thinking up, as if reviewing the restaurant's service, it made his teacher proud- " the teacher was sort of hot tho" now, it was soo COMMON for the pink-haired teenager to throw an 'honest' opinion of any kind to his friends, even Nabora if she isn't uncomfortable with it.
Itadori said it soo naturally as if he commented on a poster of a fantasy film.
Gojo stood silent for abit. . Till his smile was brought back " Ah now~ she is twice your age young boy, you wouldn't like for me to call the cops, No?"
" ah?! NO SIR, i apologize" he bowed feeling ashamed.
Gojo chuckled patting his head assuring him not to think much of it. it was an empty threat after all~ mostly~.
The man trusted his students after all ,okay?










