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kyle-marx replied to your post: Another day has passed.

I’m sorry. I know how much you wanted this.

Ah, well, I have to put others' needs ahead of myself... for now.

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Why am I your guinea pig? Ask the new guy.

Because he only just got here and I don't want him to die yet. Also, he's funnier than you.

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They offered. And no one turns down a good cuddle. I’ll get you bagels to prove my love.

I can't accept bagels made of lies.

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I do it because I care.

Really? You mean like when you were stealing my cuddle time with Marcus and Hannah? I was really feeling the love there, Kyle.

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Carter, if you got any whiter, you’d be Casper the Friendly Ghost.

You're a cruel, cruel man, Kyle.

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Oh, I’ll fully support you. I’m just saying it’s not one of your best ideas.

And you're an expert on the rap business now, eh?

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