#kylianmbappee

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Y/n: i need you

Pablo:for?

Y/n: ever

Pablo, voice breaking: oh,  okay

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Pablo: as your best friend

Y/n: pedri is my bestfriend

Pablo:..

Pablo: AS YOUR BESTFRIEND

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Y/n, under their breath: future husband say what

Pablo: what?

Y/n: *chokes*

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Y/n: are you a cuddler?

Pablo: I'M A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUC-yeah I'm a cuddler.

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Pablo: why are you squeezing me with your body?

Y/n: it's  a hug pablo. I'm hugging you.

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Y/n: pedri,how do i get the best revenge on my enemies?

Pedri: the best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest

Y/n:..

Y/n: pablo, how do i-

Pablo: brick.

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Pablo: how do i make a date more romantic?

Pedri: be mysterious.

[Later that day]

Y/n: where are we going?

Pablo: none of your fucking business.

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if you still take request do you think you could do Gavi texts? I’d be forever grateful 🙏

Here lovely 🌸

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Erling: wow , the stars look beautiful.

Y/n: yeah, they are.

Erling: do you know who else is  beautiful?

Y/n: *blushes* who?

Erling: Jude

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Heyyo ıt's me again can ı have some text with Trent, Rúben and Kylian plss cause ı'm kinda craving some rn😩 love u muahh 💘💘

Ly too 💓

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Can you write Sergio Ramos incorrect quotes or convos

Sergio: you can't make everyone like you. You aren't y/n

Journalist:not everyone likes y/n

Sergio: who doesn't like y/n?

Journalist: no one, i just-

Sergio: i need names -

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Sergio: well i warned you

Y/n: you did

Sergio: but did you listen?

Y/n:no

Sergio: do you ever listen?

Y/n: no

Sergio: are you listening now?

Y/n: no.

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Y/n *sighs*: no one really loves me

Sergio: are you sure?

Y/n: yeah

Sergio,agresifely pointing at himself :ARE YOU REALLY FUCKING SURE ABOUT THAT?

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Sergio: *does something *

Y/n, possibly drunk *: THAT’S MY BOYFRIEND BITCHES

Sergio: Husband*

Y/n: EVEN BETTER

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Y/n: [does something ridiculous ]

Sergio: Great, like i needed to get any more attracted to you.

Y/n:..what?

Sergio: ANNOYED , ANNOYED BY YOU! THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

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Sergio:i know you must be surprised to see me here.

Y/n: not really, since you follow me everywhere.

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Sergio: Y/n , we tried things your way.

Y/n: No, we didn't.

Sergio: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

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Y/n: Sergio i keep getting sunburned..

Sergio:...

[A Few hours later]

Y/n: Sergio where did the sun go?

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Sergio: shut up

Y/n: or what

Sergio: or I'll marry you

Y/n:

Y/n: * starts yodelling*

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Lil smile

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Pablo: Has anyone told you you're really fucking annoying?

Y/n, hurt: No..

Pablo: Good, I didn't want to kill anyone today.