PSI Cops Gem AU! Spoilers for SU!
So, Kydd and Felixx (aka Tiger’s Eye and Labradorite) were made right after Pink Diamond’s shattering. They were basically meant to be private investigators (Tigers as Yellow’s gems and Labs as Blue’s). Since they were a new gem type, many were made to try to perfect the formula. They were then set up in partnerships and given an investigation test (sort of like an escape room) to see how well they were able to do their job. Unfortunately, they just kept getting the recipe wrong and producing idiots (as Peridot said, they don’t make them like they used to). Kydd and Felixx did better than most by sheer dumb luck, but still not enough to pass. In order to preserve some recourses, the rejects were to be shattered and pieces reused for new ones (this is a thing now cause I said so). So, all the rejects (including our boys) are told to wait in a room for their “new assignments.” Insert Chief and the rest of the PSI Cops.
Chief Beef is another Holly Blue in charge of the human zoo. However, she’s in charge of the behind the scenes part of the zoo (human research, recourse management, emergency containment, etc.). She’s really passionate about human lore and really wants a gem on her team that she can send to Earth for better research, but this department is highly understaffed. She continues to beg Blue for another worker, and Blue finally gives in and says she can have one of the reject investigators. She goes and picks out Kydd. As they’re walking out of the reject room, Kydd asks “What about my Labradorite?” Chief informs him that she could only take one of them. Kydd says nevermind, he’d rather wait for a job he can do with his partner, and starts walking back. Chief’s like “Are you crazy!? I’m saving your life right now!” and tells him the diamond’s plan to shatter them all. With this new info, Kydd’s like “Well, we have to bring Labs with, now! I can’t let him be shattered!” So, Kydd goes back, asks to borrow Felixx’s gun and silencer, poofs Felixx and hides his gem, taking it with him to the zoo offices. Now, their job is to be sent to Earth to research humans for the human zoo.
Bitesized trivia
-“Kydd” and “Felixx” are the human names they chose to blend in better on Earth (though, they absolutely still look like aliens).
-The boy’s weapons are literally just their guns from the show.
-Yes, they are a romantic couple in this AU
-While doing their research, they find a book full of paranormal stuff and conspiracy theories and think it’s human history. Chief becomes fascinated with it and has the boys search for paranormal stuff on Earth.
-In this AU, a gem’s gemstone is more sensitive than the rest of them (kinda like the Homestuck troll horn theory, but less sexual). In their search of the murder house, the boys offer to massage each other’s gems to calm each other down. This is how they fuse for the first time. -They’re not a perma-fusion, but they do really like being fused.
-Their fusion is Cat’s-Eye Sillimanite because together, they are one big silly man! They call him “Silly” for short, and he’s about the size of Sardonyx. His weapon is a double-barrel shotgun.
That is all for now. Might elaborate later.
