#kyzaria

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Aleksander: Can I buy you a drink?

Azaria: I have a boyfriend

Aleksander, counting his coins on the table: He can only get something small then

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Kylan: I haven’t stopped thinking about you and you haven’t stopped thinking about me.

Azaria: I’m such a mess. Why do you even like me?

Kylan: I guess because you’re as messed up as I am.

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Azaria: My boyfriends must be top-of-the-line, hot, graceful, confident-

Kylan: Hi, I’m Ky-*stumbles over his own feet, knock a glass of water all over Azaria, a potted plant falls and dumps dirt all over his head* 

Azaria: Ooh, I want that one!