Feb 14, 2017
Throwback? With only a few lyrics updates it’s perfect.
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Throwback? With only a few lyrics updates it’s perfect.
@4fabregastasticxavi6
La Coladera (1975) - Freh Kodja
LA COLADERA- Crackovia
[translated for @tiny-fallen-star, enjoy😉]
Masche: What did you do Gerard? You wrecked the car!!
Geri: I’m sorry Masche! I was tweeting. I am who I am man I won’t ever change! I just hope the ‘guardia urbana’ (police) did not see me again! *curses*
Masche: Our reflexes are slow man, that’s why the other teams keep scoring on us so easily lately!
Geri: What are you saying dude?! It’s you who’s in a bad run of form!
Masche: ME?! Since when you idiot!?
*song begins*
🎶Sevilla confirmed it to me!
Lucho: Barça fans!!!
🎶 Celta scored 4 goals on us!!
Pique: Luis Enrique!!!!
🎶Half the team got injured!!
Lucho: Ay yay yay aya yay ya ohh
🎶 In defense there’s only me and you!!
Lucho: It’s the infiltrated defense!
🎶Sevilla confirmed it to me!!
🎶And anyone can score on us!
🎶Celta scored 4 on us!!
Lucho: Attack come on!!
🎶Without Messi in attack!
🎶And half the team got injured!
🎶Lucho: The only thing that consoles me!
🎶That Madrid is even worse!
Lucho: They cannot get any worse!
🎶Rafinha gets injured and things got messed up! Fifa won’t forgive and let us play Arda! We miss a lot our shots keep hitting the post.. And seeing Sandro and Munir.. Pedro wasn’t that bad! 🎶The Classico is getting near and we can’t sign players until January! I’m gonna end playing… Douglas as a Forwaaard!!
Lucho: It’s the infiltrated defense!
🎶Sevilla confirmed it to me!!
Masche: What did it confirm??
🎶And anyone can score on us!
🎶Celta scored 4 on us!!
🎶Lucho:Without Messi in attack!
🎶And half the team got injured!
🎶Lucho: The only thing that consoles me!
🎶Geri: That Madrid is even worse!
Lucho: It’s the infiltrated defense!
🎶Geri: Imagine if I weren’t there!!
🎶And anyone can score on us!
🎶Geri: will suffer more than the national team!
🎶Lucho: Without Messi in attack!
🎶Football has no meaning!
🎶Lucho: The only thing that consoles me!
🎶Geri: That Madrid is even worse!
🎶Lucho: Come on! Let’s get me started!!
Ooooohhh oooooohhhh oooohhhh ohhooohhh Ay mami!
Come on! Come on!
Here’s a latin beat!
Ooooohhh oooooohhhh oooohhhh ohhooohhh
Masche: Enough! Enough you idiot!! Holy fuck!! Come on Geri, turn off the radio and call Sergi Roberto, see if he can help us push the car!
Cracovia, la coladera
Crackovia: La Coladera
Characters: Luis Enrique, Geard Pique, Javier Mascherano