#lab level 9

[lab-level-9]

HappyBot:  "Hey there folks!  I'm not exactly a common face around here, but I figured that if anyone was interested in the weapons facility, I would set the record straight myself!"

(Just a little lengthy, click the read-more if you're any interested~)

"In case you're wondering, Yes, I'm the one who funded Miss Stirias's original projects here, and, to go ever further, I'm the one who hired her to work for me in the first place!  I originally commissioned her for mass-production organic creatures suitable for combat, and what I got impressed me.  She's much more personal in her work, not too suited to the assembly lines I am, but I couldn't simply let go of her potential, so I gave Miss Stirias her own section of the facility to expand upon in her own practices, and the results have been quite favorable~!

As for the weapons my facility makes, just dream it up, and I will guarantee you it'll be rolling off the lines within an hour flat!  We specialize mostly in heavy weaponry, but the application has spread to mount said weapons on all different kinds of vehicles for land, air, sea, and space itself, not to mention robotic troops for every occasion!  It's a mail-order army with the power to level small planets if you're on a budget!  Our munitions are almost exclusively ballistics and explosives based since it's easy to deflect light, but it's hard to stop a bullet!  And with bullets, the bigger the better!  I've got plenty in the back that would act as a nice bed container for some, even more that might make a small living area if you tweaked the space just right~

At any rate I'd talk for hours more if you'd let me, but I doubt you wanna hear a little robot ramble on about weapons judging by the looks of this blog~...  Still, thanks for your time, and back to your regularly scheduled browsing!"

(So, I assume some of you who actually came over to read all of this may be a little confused since I haven't really showed HB before, but he really does play a large part in the over-world story; it's just that yall have never asked of course haha!  *spare the one question that we haven't gotten to yet concerning the labs~*  Anyway, thanks for letting me indulge in my little story spill!  Hope yall enjoyed it!)

[lab-level-9]

Ruby:  "Oh don't go apologizing like that~  I just have a bit of a temper from time to time; I should be the one apologizing if anyone should!  Besides, it's only been one ask you know?  No harm done!

A-anyway, onto the question!  I'm actually more than fond with Lemon Icebox Pie~!  It's a type of chilled pie, and I could probably eat my weight in it if I made enough of the stuff haha!  Its recipe is fairly simple, so I more than suggest anyone who feels up to it to make one for themselves!" 

(No joke, this stuff is actually one of my favorite foods... it's pretty awesome!)

[lab-level-9]

Ruby:  "Oh goodness!  Kozzy, if you don't mind, I think I'll handle this one!  

*ahem~*

I am not purely mechanical, but a good chunk of my innards are~!  My heart has been replaced by a custom manufactured and tuned "Flathead" Inline 4 Cylinder engine, built for low maintenance and responsive output.  Typical engines run at around 170-180 degrees Fahrenheit, but this engine has been built to handle cooler temperatures around the 170-160 mark.  Not too different, but every little bit helps.  Now since my DNA allows me to adapt to demanding environments, Kozzy has confirmed that my blood has been modified to be quite conductive to heat, absorbing it quickly and dumping it just as quickly once away from the source, so essentially my entire body acts as one big radiator for my heart.

As for the rest of me, my heart uses a Continuously Variable Transmission system (CVT) to direct moving power to a Centrifugal pump to circulate my blood.  The fuel my body synthesizes (the chemical compound of which has not been determined, but has been found to be akin to natural gas in its clean burning properties) is stored in two bladders about where most people have kidneys!  My blood is oxidized in the same chamber air is funneled into the heart for combustion for ease of effort.  As a back-up, I have an organic heart that can be activated when my main one is down (it beats from the on-board battery, so operational time is limited).

Finally, my collar's pendant is actually a cylinder from the old heart engine that I used to have back in my MkI phase.  You can find that version of myself on my sketch blog.

Hope yall thought that seemed to work well enough, and I'm really sorry about the text clutter!  Thanks for taking an interest in all the other guts I have haha!"

[lab-level-9]

Ruby:  "S-sure, but I'd hate to imagine that there'd be a situation that they would be so desperate as to seek refuge in my belly!  I mean... sure, it's not uncommon to see me with... well, a 'full workload,' but I don't imagine it's the safest place to hide.  You're still looking at limited air, and even with that factored out it's still a stomach!  

R-regardless though... I can be a bit 'territorial' with my meals, so you're pretty well-off protection wise!  Just be sure to take precautions against spelunking into a stomach of course~..." 

[lab-level-9]

Ruby: "Afternoon Yall!  Sorry we haven't posted for a while, but Kozzy's been quite busy, and I... had to take a little time off to recover.  Those questions you guys sent were great, but I bit off a little more than I could chew heheh~!  Still, we love seeing each one roll in, and it's always a pleasure answering them!  Hopefully we can get a game plan worked out this weekend as to how to answer them, and hopefully we can even crank a few answers out as well!  So stay tuned, and we'll have more answers to come!"

[lab-level-9]

Ruby: "Sure thing!  ...but perhaps you should meet me after work; Kozzy likes to make sure her property stays hers, at least when I'm at work anyway hehe!"

(Hey there!  Just a special edition doodle for you guys since I got bored in class a while back haha!  Hope yall don't mind, and of course digital service will resume shortly! *because I'm too bashful to draw vore anywhere but on my computer*)

[lab-level-9]

Ruby: "S-sure thing!  Um... Of course the owner's manual has a few warnings against 'riders' you know~ ---------------- -No rider may exceed 5-6 cubic feet in volume nor 700-800lbs while inside -Metal objects and weapons should be left outside for the safety of the rider and Ruby -Food and drinks are permitted... just so long as trash is kept with you and leftovers are deposited or left behind in the stomach~"

[lab-level-9]

Kozzy, What would you do if a competitor or rival tried to copy your work, using a similar assistant as Ruby?

"… But, i don’t think they’d make it."