Aug 4, 2024
So my labrador* of an ex popped over tonight to try and cheer me up. I had a fall in my back garden last Saturday which resulted in the loss of a front tooth and I'm quite depressed about it.
Anyway whilst we were chatting, he said that he'd been described by someone as "a princess in a king's body" and I suddenly went "Oh gods, I really do have A Type"
*he's referred to as a labrador, because he's like a labrador that walks backwards wagging it's head