"Hey, Rayman! Star in my CGI animated circus show! I've heard those are very popular nowadays! I even brought a rabbit!"
I know the actual canon has Ringmaster Rigatoni capture Rayman but it'd be way funnier if little country bumpkin Rayman wasn't taught how to spot a scam by any of his hot nymph moms and was completely suckered into signing up for Circus Hell.













