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a small poem to honour nutrition

I was starving then I had cupcake batter (chocolate) and a root beer lunch

#lacedwithmilk #root beer - not a food #also I made a food song which Jennifer recorded #it includes sound effects I made using my hands on a freeer #so I'll probably be a famous musician pretty soon

okay my essay is basically done just need to give it another solid edit EXCEPT I CANNOT FIND MY BIBLE SO I CAN'T PROPERLY CITE IT JENNIFER I AM GOING INTO YOUR ROOM TO FIND YOU BIBLE

#lacedwithmilk #I'm invading your privacy #I hope you have a king jams bible

if you have 400$ kicking around..... this is what you should buy

(I'm serious please look at this)

#buy this #really #oh god #lacedwithmilk

"I don't think you're ready for this jam"

Bootylicious according to tumblr user likeaustralianotcrosby

#likeaustralianotcrosby #lacedwithmilk #that's not it #that's not it at all

oh god the sexually vivacious couple are back in my very isolated corner of the library. they are doing traditional pre-coitus activities. what do I do. should I swear at them in italian? VAFFANCULO! vaffanculo.

#lacedwithmilk #why did you leave jennifer #likeaustralianotcrosby #likecrosbynotaustrailia