LaDS lads - incorrect quotes 5
zayne, drunk and holding up an empty cider bottle: has anyone tried screwing this into a lightbulb?
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xavier: lumiere is a bitch, and i am a bitcher
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rafayel, confidently: i put the sex in dyslexic
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caleb (playing minecraft with mc): hit me one more time and i will show you why bananas are yellow, pipsqueak.
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xavier: i am going to eat a raisin with religious intent
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mc: what does our lord and saviour zayne have to say on this matter?
zayne: i've been eating a sandwich, i haven't been listening
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caleb, drunk: does doritos have lactose intolerance in them?
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mc: i got stuck in the washing machine and the washing machine is the farspace fleet
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rafayel: witness my large bussy energy
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mc: caleb's cake was the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs
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caleb, looking at a bottle of gin: 'beefeater' - heh, that's what they call me in bed
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mc, talking about the deepspace trials: 200 hours of straight wanderer dick stabbing fun
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[utter silence for several minutes]
xavier: last night i had a dream i was being executed.
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mc, giving sylus a dnd character sheet: mephie got into a bit of an eating phase... don't worry, he only ate your personality traits though so nothing of value was lost.
sylus: ... fuck you
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sylus: i'll have you know i'm a part of the fbi - federal booby inspectors, a highly respectable organisation, thank you very much.
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mc, pointing to zayne, sylus, and luke/kieran in that order: father, daddy, and sons.