“Politely, end your life please.”
“ im working on it ffs ”

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“Politely, end your life please.”
“ im working on it ffs ”
“I thought you’d smell better, considering how prissy you are.”
Jayce looked down at his oil doused hands, “I can say the same thing about you, but that would be rude.”
Lux grabs Draven’s hand. The red streaks down her face suggest she had been crying just before he came home. She brings his hand to her lips. Only to spit directly into it before running off. Locking herself in the bedroom before the consequences for her actions could follow.
Concern turned to surprise, surprise turned to anger.
Irritated by her childish deception the brunette charged up the stairs, screaming bloody murder.
"Lux I'm gonna bite you get out here!" He approached her door with long strides, before the executioner rammed his shoulder into the door, wishing to give her the jolt of excitement she craved.
‘Hey AATROX... wanna see my rock collection?’
“ I think I stepped on something obnoxious and pink. “
Commission for @lady-crownguard
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send 🔥 for my muse to roast yours
“Your family and home country hate and revile you for your magic. While any true wielder of the mystic arts will see you for the foolish beginner that you really are.”
I have one I wrote a while ago about Jarvan falling asleep at his desk, and Lux coming in to try to coax him to come lay down. Neck kissing, back massages, pet names that absolutely bug him if she says them in front of anyone else. It leads to her partially having to carry him as he trudges off to the comforts of his own bed.
ahh that’s the good stuff!
Smash or pass ur sexy widdle wight mage uwu
smash her into the floor with his big darkin fist