#ladybugastronaut

[autistic-paul]

🏳️‍🌈 yo tell me about ethan greens gender as if i don’t know already

I have no idea what you’re talking about, it’s not like we’ve discussed this at length or anything. Ethan is pansexual and genderfluid, but more specifically, his gender is sure, and his sexuality is yeah. He’s a black hole and he absorbs the gender of anyone near him, which is why Lex has none. 

[fencecollapsed]

u got like. funky suit dude vibes. you’re very connected to paul in my head and i’m sure this is unrelated, certainly. /s but funky as in something about this ain’t human but they jus out here in a suit and bein a person so good for them babey. (i worked for 9 hours today and then passed out and woke up and sent you this.)

oh I like this vibe very much,,

[autistic-paul]

hEY WHOS UR PARTNER THEY SOUND LIKE A REAL NERD

Who the fuck are you, and why are you in my askbox?

[autistic-paul]

hey have u considered uhhhhhhh paul matthews

I have. I consider him every single day. Considered and approved.

[autistic-paul]

🐹 :P but u can’t stop at oddish

🐹 what are some of your favourite Pokémon and why?

What do you mean I can’t stop at Oddish. Sir. Oddish is the only Pokemon that matters and you know it. Alright, alright. I’m still gonna ramble about Oddish for a bit, and you can’t stop me. Oddish has been my favourite Pokemon since I was... 8? I’d never seen the show or played the games, and I had a whole lot of cards that I didn’t know how to play. I had a few Oddish and oh boy did I fixate on that funky little radish. It’s still my favourite. It’s been my name online since I was like 13. I saw the weird weed thing and some part of me decided That’s My Identity Now. I plan to get a tattoo at some point.

Past that... I really love Dragonair. So whimsical and pretty and blue. Also weirdly enormous. I have a plushie of one, love that flying snake shaped weather controlling dragon. Bonus points for... Jellicent, Goomy, Mimikyu, and Falinks. My type is some combination cute, small, and blue. Which is why Oddish is the best one.

[autistic-paul]

11, 13, 23, 30

11. Already answered!

13. Inside or outdoors?

Depends on what kind of outdoors. If it’s quiet, and there’s nice weather, and I’m sitting by a lake or something, certainly that. Generally, though, I prefer inside. 

23.  How often would you want to see your family every year?

It’s hard to know since I’ve always lived with them. I think I’d want to see my mom regularly, but also, I’m pretty good at letting time pass alone if I know I can see them again eventually. I’d be fine with every few months and some texting, I think.

30.  Pick one of your favourite quotes

I refuse to answer this seriously. I have no memory for quotes “Nature clearly didn’t take anuses into account when crafting the carrot.“ Is my choice. This is an important quote, it won me nearly $200. I also considered quoting the pickle in a pond monologue, but that one didn’t win me $200, so it’s less good.

[frombothofmyhearts]

HEY HEARTS i think ur REAL COOL <3 <3

HEY SID! you're okay

[svartalfhild]

hi! I just binged watched the ENTIRETY of tiny plastic men. like, today. and you're literally the only thing i can find about it in terms of a fandom. i am b e g g i n g you to direct me towards literally ANYONE else who likes this tiny show. PS ur art is *chefs kiss*

Holy shit, HELLO

I’m glad you like my art!  I had a blast making that stuff.  I used to watch the show a bunch back in the days of Hulu being free, because it helped me laugh in rough times, but there was a long while after the first half of season 4 came out when Hulu went paid only where I couldn’t watch anymore.  I was thrilled when they put everything on Prime a few months ago, and I got to finally see the rest of the season.

Sadly, the only other person I know of who has participated in this lemonade stand sized fandom is someone who vanished from the internet about a year ago.  It seems it’s been just me since then, at least here on tumblr.  I know the show has official pages on facebook and twitter, so that might be a way to find other people??