#sid <3

[queerasbuck]

me: I am so so so so so so so so so so normal abt sidney crosby

also me: I'm gonna get that man pregnant

still me: not yet though because he's already been injured twice this season, is still fighting for a playoff spot, and he gave birth to mackcelebrini like twentyfive minutes ago

[ceriseheaven]

i know they’re used as the comic relief but Dustin, Argyle, Robin, Erica and Murray are seriously the smartest characters in the show and i feel like they don’t get enough credit for their efforts

SO REAL! dustin is hands down the smartest character. he carried the hawkins gang on. his. back in s4.

[broocksz]

HELLO BROOCKS USER BROOCKSZ it's me. eski eskinox. Just here to alert you to the fact that YOU ARE THE SILLIEST EVER just incase u didn't know. This might be shocking to u. I understand if u need time to process this infomation. Also please look at this guy. Thanks

This is INSANE information. I might need a moment maybe even 7. you really put everything in place, makes you think real hard y'know

The guy is easing the processesing big help tell the guy he's the best and give him extra treats next time you train him

[agam-arts]

some lighting practice with sid

[lordtonic]

ahhhh sid canons...

-has a duct tape wallet, very attached to it

-hes hypoglycemic, his smart watch keeps track of when his blood sugar drops

-enjoys being an assistant, he likes the feeling of seeing others glad he brought them like a coffee or that he handled something for them, busy work and seeing received faces is pretty satisfying

-I KNOOOOOOW THIS FOOL HAS a little bit of a fuzzy back, just a little bit

-if ur just standing there hes going to dance right next to you and even on u, in a funny boy way

-the more he likes you the more physical he is, hes 1 side fighting your back and going UNGA BUNGA SLAM!!! and smacking ur back v slow motion like and going shhhhhWABAAA...shhhhhhWABOOOO

it just means her likes u hes comfortable

[callmebarbie]

there is no point of going on anon 😔 i have a crush on my teacher

i hope you recover soon

.

ask game

[queerasbuck]

there’s a version whereyou can see how covered up he is compared to natemac but somehow he is still more Erotique https://www.tumblr.com/capnmackerino/808637536512655360/all-time-points-leader-for-team-canada-bonus-his?source=share

oooohhhh my god, what a freak (<- shaky with lust)

[queerasbuck]

yayyy! sid-on-the-bench closeup 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻