#ladychatelaine

[shakenjester]

lady-chatelaine liked your post “Hello! Would you care to like this for a starter from a new addition...”

This is silly. All this fuss over one b-body... though it is s-strange that the autopsy shows that there’s n-no sign of any cause of death, natural or otherwise...

> You’re muttering to yourself.

[sweetredchevy]

@lady-chatelaine

           “Whaaat? The bakery’s closed today?”

He’s standing out there staring at the sign on the door with an upset air about him--- it’s not the END of the world, but he’s clearly devastated.

[skateboardingyatagarasu]

Stuffs a stick of cotton candy in his mouth.

A surprised sound came from the crow as cotton candy was shoved into his mouth. He hadn’t expected Jackie to do that, all she did was tell him to say “ah”, which he did. Despite that, he didn’t actually mind, mostly as it didn’t hurt and because he enjoyed cotton candy. 

Once he was able to get it out of his mouth, he gave her a bit of a smile. “What was that for?”

[homestripped-archived-blog]

@lady-chatelaine

                 ❝ That doesn’t sound very safe, but don’t let me stop you. ❞

[skateboardingyatagarasu]

"Cupcakes! For you! Eat, enjoy and hopefully - don't get a stomach ache." She jests - he'll be fine. She taste tested this batch before she handed it out. But regardless, she's stuffed the cupcake in his mouth and has run off, humming Taylor Swift's '22' beneath her breath. Not her favorite artist but - what better time to sing it, really?

The auburn blinked with cupcake on his face. He wasn’t too sure what had happened, but Jackie had just shoved a cupcake in his mouth. It was lucky that he had actually opened it to speak, otherwise it’d be more messy than it had gotten. Still, he ended up eating the cupcake anyways, enjoying it as well.

[binarycolours]

"Have a cupcake! Or two. Have two. Like twenty two, you know?" It's all he gets - before there's two cupcakes shoved past his lips and she's running off in laughter, happy and with another box of cupcakes to find her next victim.

“Wait, whaMNRGF???”

And... before he could so much as taste the cupcakes, she already performed her evasive maneuver known as ‘running the fuck away’.

On the bright side, both of them remained fully clothed for the entirety of their five-seconds encounter.

(also the cupcakes tasted like shenanigans)

[rxciidivist-archived]

                   〖 ━ closed starter 〗 ━▕▒▏╼  @lady-chatelaine 

▓▌╼ ‹  Fαłłeи Aиgeł  ›   ❛ ❝ Ho? May I ask why such a young lady like you is out here in this time of night? ❞ ❜

[reticexce]

@lady-chatelaine || xxxx

The girl’s look of horror easily told Alison that no, she had not noticed that there was something stuck to her, and that led Alison to wonder just how long she had been walking around with gum on her shorts? She could feel that secondhand embarrassment already, remembering back to when she had her own stains she didn’t notice until much, much later in the day, when it was too late and when she had made contact with many people. So of course, she understood what it felt like.

“Oh, uhm--I have tissues! But that might get stuck to the gum. I hear freezing the gum will make it easier to remove. Maybe we could put an ice cube on it and try to peel it off when it hardens?” If that doesn’t work, she also heard that hairspray was relatively good at removing gum.