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BEST AD EVER...lol Honey I don't give a shit who wins ...you can ride me anyway... Id lov to taste ya.

Not really a fan of your team but with that booty...anything goes.

I hope I lose

Well it just so happens I need some kitchen tools. Please get back to me.

Go broncos,you can ride my face either way?

Hello I'm interested in you party on Sunday it sounds like an amazing time. Is the picture you? My name is Mitchell. I'm 27 looking to explore my sexuality and experience new things. I like the thought of bonding over an amazing sexual experience.

If you swallow a load too darling, I would be game. Say for every touchdown the Broncos get, I get a bj. When we win, I get to fuck you bareback without having to pullout. You game?

I am in the food business and am in need of some good kitchen equipment. This weekend is planned for me but I would like to meet up with you in the future and purchase some Pampered Chef equipment.AND female ejaculations are an amazing "turn-on" for me. Please let me know if you are interested in showcasing your wares. I cook too! I would love for you to be my kitchen equipment sales person.....And I would love to make you squirt....

Well you sound so much more enticing then my friends house for the game and it sounds like a win win for everybody especially of like old faithful:)

Hi I'm from here but not a Bronco fan. That's not going to stop me from rooting for them though lol I will take that bet. This sounds like it could be really fun. Food and hot plat after the big game, does it get any better??

I'll bet you and when i win you will bend over the couch and take it like a woman. Lol

win or lose I would still want to taste your sweet pussy nectar and lick your asshole

Hey girl. ...you should come over my house for the game. ...I have a house in Westminster. ...very chill. ...I'm a glassblower. ...my name is tony. I'm 5-11 180 in good shape and good looking. ...I always have good weed and shatter. ...and good beer....food too

Happy Frigid Friday, I'm a photographer/artist in Golden and hire models. Especially women who are open and adventurous. Besides a personal appreciation of your talents, I do pay cash if you would consider modeling. I shoot mostly artistic B&W bodyscapes, lingerie, nudes, cosplay, boudoir, bondage, and some more erotic work. The photoshoots range from artistic B&W bodyscapes up to erotic/adult content. Bodyscapes are normally anonymous (no face shown). Google B&W bodyscape images if you would like to see some representative examples. Lingerie, nude, cosplay/roleplay, and boudoir can also be done this way according to your comfort level or using a silk blindfold. The same goes for the kink/bondage photography. This ranges from rope (Japanese silk) play, cuffs, restraints, etc on up to spanking, flogging, St. Andrew's Cross, Bondage Horse/Pegasus, and adult/erotic content. Again, all dependent on your comfort and anonymity level. My work is distributed exclusively to the Asian market. I always need models who are are open-minded. Please send me your number and we can discuss your needs via text or we can set up a time to talk about it in person. I do not use kik, otherwise I would contact you there. I look forward to hearing from you.

But I have a little change of venue in mind. How about we go downtown and I get us a room at a nice hotel, say the Sheridan, and we get loud with the crazies on the 16th Street Mall. After that we can takI like those odds, nothing like gambling on a game.

Superbowl time, baby!! I suppose I should route for my new hometown, but I'm a Patriots fan having grown up in New Hampshire. I can host for sure. I'm up in Broomfield, but I can drift down in your direction, too. I'm on the hairy edge of 50, so I qualify! People say I don't look 50 - you decide. And if you cum in buckets, the more the better - yay!! I guarantee I'll squeeze every drop out of you!! If the Panthers win, you'll get to know what my tongue and fingers can do! Well, I suppose you'd find out if they lose, but the Panthers seem to be unstoppable!

Hey My wife and I would like to buy some Pampered Chef Items from you!

Mmmm love lady cum juice all over my face :)

Sounds like a blast I'm down if your down and if I can get my wife to be down So here's the deal, were both football fans. I'm unfortunately a dolphin fan but you and the wife should hit it off cause she's a panther fan too, which I'm assuming by your ad you are. I'll take the broncos since they are in the AFC as my dolphins. We can come up with specifics after we talk a little more If you haven't found anyone yet and this sounds like fun and your game then email back and let's go from there And just in case if you were wondering we are in our mid 30s

Damn you look good in that jersey! I would love to come over and get in on that bet. I am 31, 6 foot tall, clean, bronco fan. It would be a bonus to check out some papmered chef goodies during half time, since Coldplay and Beyonce arent at the top of my list, and I love to cook. While I don't see Carolina winning, I am more than willing to accept the "punishment" if they do.

Hello. Welcome to Denver. I don't have any plans for the game and like your ideas. I definitely will take the bet for my Broncos. I appreciate your offer to host and can bring some things like drinks etc. Wouldn't mind seeing your presentation for pampered chef as well. Perhaps we come up with a side bet. If panthers are winning at halftime you give the presentation in your jersey and if my Broncos are winning you give it in lingerie and high heels :). If you happen to chose another guy or couple. Feel free to still respond to my email. Maybe we can still get together for a drink sometime. I am 35, drug and disease free, well hung if that matters, a professional guy who is respectful and lots of fun. I also love to give oral especially if you squirt a ton. Huge favorite of mine.

I'll take your bet. There's no way Carolina even has a chance. It's a fluke they made it this far. I guess lucky for me though cause I get to see your O-face. And let's say in the off chance that Williams kicks ass and you get to squeeze my head with your legs, I have a vibrating tongue ring I can throw in and let you have your way. Anyway, in 30, 5'7" clean and fun to be around. I'm usually the funny guy in the group. I also have a 72 in tv we could watch it on if you want. Hit me up, let's make it happen.

I like the idea you have presented but, I would like to throw in a bit of a twist if you care to agree upon the new terms!?! I trained at Cordon Bleu and pride myself in my skills, knowledge and abilities in the classical French culinary world! So, I am fully game for the terms you have presented but, what do you think about this idea as well? Once the winner has claimed their earnings, the loser then proceeds to the kitchen and pulls out all stops in the kitchen to impress the winner with a meal fit for a king or queen!?! I would also like to toss this tidbit of information in as well! I totally have a thing for a squirter, which it sounds like you are? So, if I am the winner, I get to blow my super load in your super hole right? I hope you like a heavy cummer, I am a bit of a male version of yourself, tend to be a bit of a gusher myself, lol! After I have staked my claim, filled that sexy lil super hole of yours, I would prefer you jump on and ride my face like a bucking bronco and let Ole Faithful unleash for me, on me, in me and from what it sounds like, all over the living room floor! So, with that said, let me know if this sounds like something that you may be interested in and let's discuss an erotic Sunday Funday Super Bowl Blow Fest!

So does your offer include homemade pizza? Fresh wings or frozen?

I am short. Let me tap that.

Good morning!! I'm Andrew, I'm 30 years old, I have a degree in biology from USC, and pursuing a masters degree in genetics from DU. I'm in the Army reserves, work in Healthcare full time. I'll definitely take your bet, because I'm pretty sure the Broncos are going to win... and you can even show case some pampered chef stuff for me at halftime... as long as it's done in something teeny tiny, lol. Not to mention I love to cook... so maybe we can make everything together?? ;) I was born and raised in the country on ranches in Texas and in California's Central Valley. So I'm definitely a country boy! I've lived in Colorado off and on since I was 21, and spent 6 years in GA. I'm a huge smart ass, I'm always in a good mood! Oh, and did I mention I can spell, sheesh... lol. I love being outside, just miss the beach... road trip?! I read a ton, shoot, play paintball,... love movies, wandering around, and just about anything else that sounds good at the moment. So you should definitely message me back

This is Broncos country! I'll let you cum over and watch the game with me though...

Hi I would love to talk and hear more about you if you are real...I am a connoisseur of pampered chefs...=) and have not known many Old faithful's but would love to, in my mind win or lose(and you will lose) I want you to ride my face and squirt your lady juice all over my face =) anyway, lets talk

I would love to come over and watch the game with you. I am not a Broncos fan but I will take that bet!!! I would love to come over and help you cook since I am a certified chef and I do enjoy using pampered Chef items And if you do win that bet I will lap up every drop of that juice

I like the idea of this, and no, I am not going to turn down a pampered chef's offer.

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