Okay judging by your tumblr i think that in real life you casually lounge on top of pianos covered in fur while sipping wine, surrounded portraits of your ancestors and the marble floors are covered in rose petals. Noone need to know that below the fur coat, you are in your pajamas because you're that cool.
surrounded by portraits of my embarrassing but handsome hick ancestors**
Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you think I’d be like in real life












