hey dingus, your children are here

they/she, 20+  •I aspire to be the rich lesbian aunt who brings the best presents•yes @sleepy-princ3ss and I are matching

[farraigenafeile]

you've heard of the fruity four™

now get ready for the

[tumbleringquotes]

Swiss Cheese Mono Font by Heirloom

[syn4k]

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

[what-even-is-thiss]

You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

[soup-mother]

red blood cell girl bringing you oxygen on a cute little platter and then curtseying

[dualboot-dollbot]

white blood cell girl fucking killing people for being slightly rude to you and then curtseying

[disgruntled-welshgirl]

Platelet girl gently patching your wounds while calling you an idiot and then curtsying

[butchfagminotaur]

i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

[bobbyfagbright]

why do i keep seeing whole videos on advice for artfight from “veterans” or whatever. here’s all the advice you need:

you don’t need to draw every day

you don’t need to fully render every drawing, sketches still count and the person receiving it will still love it

you don’t need a fully polished ref sheet for every single character, having a basic one or even just a colour palette along with whatever other art you’ve done works fine in most cases

you don’t need to draw a fully rendered piece every single day do not burn yourself out or injure yourself for funny little internet points good lord

boom done there’s your 15 minute video

[smalltownrobin]

They were clocking each other from school when they were sat next to each other alphabetically

[sandmandaddy69]

[afloweroutofstone]

The problem with all those Jubilee/Nectar-style Youtube channels where you get a bunch of random people together to debate/flirt with/interrogate one another is that they aren’t actually random people, they’re all Los Angeles residents who respond to casting calls. That is a highly specific type of person! Most people in those videos are extroverted, conventionally attractive/charismatic, and consider themselves either a “creative” or a “content creator.” It’s a model which relies upon an endless supply of attention-hungry hot young people trying to build out a portfolio.

I need a buzzer dating game set in Cleveland, Ohio. I need “20 Lexington-style BBQ fans vs. 1 Hickory-style BBQ fan” and they’re all electricians named Dave and Dollar General cashiers named Tina. I need an “Odd One Out” where eight menopausal green-thumbed gardeners in blindfolds try to guess which one of them is actually an amateur who only has a few potted plants.

[mumblesplash]

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

[kata4a]

[enidmargaritaglass]

Sherilyn Fenn

[desolationlesbian]

somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

[thecinamonroe]

Marilyn Monroe photographed by Philippe Halsman (1952).

[calliopeprelude]

lucy via twitter

[sandmandaddy69]

[stricatul]

my ultimate fantasy is having a brain that lets me enjoy life instead of making me feel like i'm at gunpoint over every tiny inconvenience