#ladysifofwar

[the-mjolnir-owner]

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🐋- share a Weird/funny story?This is not funny, this is terrible but my friends like it (for some reason). So I was working in this newspaper and I had to take some pictures from some blind kids who sang in a choral. When I did the photoshoot I asked them if they wanted to see the picture. My memory sucks, I knew children like to see the pictures but I forgot they were blind. I apologized sincerely but this story still mortifies me every time I remember.

[idontkillorphans]

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[ ◈ ] my muse makes a drunk confession to your muse.

Sleip threw back his jug and pointed at Sif. “You’re - hot.” 

[the-mjolnir-owner]

ladysifofwar replied to your post “Who has the bigger cock out of you, your warriors three, Odin, and...”

Damn straight

She has more balls than all of us together.

[sorry-i-ramble]

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“Hey Sif? Which one should I do? Chocolate fudge or Chocolate cheese cake?” Kazia flipped the cookbooks pages back and forth between the two recipes. She looked up at the Asgardian as she walked through the kitchen. “I cant choose ‘nd I kinda only want ta do one. But i dont know which is better? Do you ‘ave any idea?”

[agentmccarthy-blog]

"Damian, come, I wish to take the Subway to the midgardian phone store. Mine has broken and I do not remember the way."

"Y’ realize Stark’s gonna flip his shit if y’ get any other kind of phone other than a Stark one, yeah?"

[agentmccarthy-blog]

[Text Ian]: i hel p ths gkgwogn o owg

[text: Xena] impressed you figured out how to text so quickly. laughin at the fact that you cant manage it

[the-rogerstark-siblings]

+6 have asked to play

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Luke glanced into the room, Lucy poking her head out from behind her brother to see as well. "Uh, sorry to interrupt, but you haven't happened to have seen our dog, have you?"

[emmetmccarthy-blog]

McCarthy? Are you any relation to Ian?

Unfortunately I am. And who might y’ be?