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The lights dimmed and the aura of the room reverent, the Sharman Sluts gathered in a circle around the large shrine, made up mostly of large pictures of Daniel, glowing at their center. In the background, their lord and savior's voice purred softly as a recording of his "Clockwork Princess" set the mood. Tumblr users Laeheys and Teenagekiks called the meeting to order and the girls in the room simultaneously wrapped their member-only scarves around their necks, bowing their heads.

"Let us repeat the oath," Laeheys voiced, addressing the group.

As one, they began, saying, "We pledge our blogs, our time and literally every thought to the one and only Daniel Sharman. Our hearts we offer, for they have already been taken against our wills by his perfectly curly hair, his sparkling blue eyes, and his impossibly breath-taking smile, to say nothing of his stupid accent. We vow to support our sister sluts by reblogging every gif, every video and pic, and by providing tissues. We promise to understand the rage every slut feels that someone gave Daniel the right to exist. That little shit."

As the oath ended, Teenagekiks began the discussion of the latest offense of their savior, his attendance at the San Diego Comic Con. All agreed that his outrageous interview behavior would be their death.

"How dare that interviewer say 'you're going to make some girl very happy someday'!" User Thismightbecollege interjected, fuming. "As if he isn't already causing us heart-failure ninety-seven times per second."

Heads nodded in agreement. "I'm cry," another slut pledged, looking distressed. The girl next to her held up her iPad to display a gif of someone crying actual rivers of tears. Hums of "mm yes," and "omg stop" echoed throughout the room, and someone hysterically shouted "I JUST WANT THE D!" before fainting.

After another half-hour of similar conversation, the lead users called order and passed the copies of that week's image of Daniel around the room for each girl; all promised to add the image to the growing collection pasted to the ceiling above their beds. The meeting adjourned, the sluts all went their separate ways until the next week, all with the prospect of another torturous episode of Teen Wolf hanging over their heads.

Theirs is a painful and pitiable existence.

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