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[solisaeternum]

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[floweringeclipse]

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[solusvici-blog]

♡: Accidentally falling asleep together

Nonsexual Acts of Intimacy. *Tentatively Accepting.

Why make the guys pay extra money to stay at a cramped and shitty caravan when they could stay in her caravan? It was much roomier, smelled a hell of a lot better, and she knew Ignis would appreciate the better kitchen (a kitchen she herself neglected to use often..

So she made the spare beds, set extra sheets on the couch, and let them know there were two bunks and her bed, she’d lay on the couch in exchange for Ignis’ food. But before bed time, she invited Noctis over to watch some TV on the couch with her. With it being a cold night, the caravan is warm but a blanket was still needed. Tossing a blanket over both their laps, she leans back with her legs folded underneath her, moving the pillows so they could both get comfy on the small couch. 

And the night goes on, the caravan starts to quiet down, and the TV show slowly becomes less and less interesting. It was comfy on the couch, and she has to admit having someone beside her is quite nice..  felt a lot less lonely, for damn sure. Warmer, too. 

          “M’not getting up...”

Her voice is sleepy, eyes have already closed. It took genuine effort to keep herself from falling asleep, but as she looks over... she sees Noctis has already fallen asleep beside her. With a long exhale, she adjusts so she can lean against him and her pillow, deciding to accept her fate and forget about moving or waking the other up. 

            “G’night, you sloth.” 

[martyrwept]

♕

[floweringeclipse]

             Introducing THE THIRST SQUAD™

Starring some quality shitposters RPers:

yours truly, Meme Queen Supreme - @floweringeclipse

Sparky Mc’Succ - @telumscintilla

Gigantuar Trashboi;) - @gvntk

Thirsty™ Princess - @lunaliee

NOOTis - @laevisxmnus

(Cheers to my 3,000th post and 400+ followers!)

{Art}

[solusvici-blog]

⍟ - sneak under the cover and wake your muse up with oral. (sighs is that nsfw enough for u)

Sleepy Sex Meme. *Not accepting.

Even this, she isn’t sure will wake him up. But it’s worth a shot. 

After getting herself ready, she sneaks into bed, slipping herself under the covers slowly. Taking her time, she brings a hand forward and gently pulls down his pants and underwear to reveal his semi-hard cock. Ah, morning wood.

Again, she takes her time as she lets her nose nuzzle against him gently, blowing against his skin (really just for her own entertainment.) Before long, fingers curl around his hardening cock, and she begins to pump. Gently, not too much pressure.. not until she brings her mouth down onto him. Licking up his length, she takes the head of his dick between her lips, sucking hard as she slowly slides down about half way. 

Coating him in saliva, she’s able to stroke him a little faster now, a little harder, her head peeking up from the sheet. Unable to breath, she pulls back the sheet further to allow her head out, leaving it to cover her body and his legs. Gazing up at him with her eyes only, she lets her head come down again. With her hand holding him at the base, she’s able to bob up and down. Slowly, tongue against the underside, slowly… and she begins to pick up speed, sucking hard each time she comes down, and each time he pulls just around the head. 

Slipping him out of her mouth with an audible pop, she strokes again, looking up at him 

            “Come on, you pain in the ass… wake up.” 

And she decides to really go all in. Head comes down once again, and with all her might, she sucks as hard as she can with him sliding as far down her throat as her gag reflex will let her. Hand squeezes his balls gently as she does, and a groan vibrates in her throat as she sucks with all she’s got. If that doesn’t wake him up... she has no idea what will. 

[daemonmade-blog]

backflips does a split hello here's my url

SEND A URL AND I WILL ANSWER THE FOLLOWING;

DO I FOLLOW THEM?: heck yesWHY DID I FOLLOW THEM?: i respect/adore canon noctis blogs so much and this one is no exceptionDO WE ROLE PLAY?: we interact and that’s more than i could ever wish for tbh #blestDO I WANT TO ROLE PLAY WITH THEM: U BET AN AU IDEA FOR OUR MUSES: THIS IS GONNA SOUND ANTICLIMACTIC but noctis teaching leroi how to fish. just two dudes chilling, drinking ebony and ignoring responsibilities. the peace they never got.A SONG FOR OUR MUSES: holy shit i hurt myself with thisDO I SHIP OUR MUSES?: it could work out as the most unforeseen brotp tbhWHAT I THINK ABOUT THE MUN: this is a superb writer right here, although i really wish i could read your writing in french; i’ve honestly tried reading french prose but it’s WAY above my league, so kudos to you for settling with english ;u; you’ve posted some of the most memorable things while i’ve been here too, and i’ve laughed and enjoyed it so much so thank you for just being you tbh !!OVERALL OPINION: there are no words, my dash just wouldn’t be the same withoutBLOG RATE: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 x infinity 🖤

[martyrwept]

sticks my url out really far

let me be homo for you talented fucks || @laevisxmnus​

Do I Follow Them?:  it has been 54 years. everyday i would walk behind dan, whispering ‘hon hon hon french baguette’. slowly i forget what it’s like to speak english. instead of hamborgors i now eat macron. macaroon. 

Why Did I Follow Them?:  for the royal tongue ofc. also me n my parched throat needed some relief, n dan’s bottle is so far up my ass it hydrates me. squirt squirt motherfuckers. im so deep in2 this daddy crow hell i’m starting to grow feathers out of my ass

Do We Role Play?: yO. YOYOYO. it’s blasphemy why we don’t. altho im drenched in the tears constantly, i will be drenched in something else if we do rp. N U T M Y L K.

Do I Want To Role Play With Them: 5ever n always, mi amour. come in2 my american arms n we can soar in2 the skies on my eagle. that i own. caw caw.

An AU Idea For Our Muses: ok but consider this. daemon!luna n omen!n00tis. the two daemons have 2 try n get along. also not kill anybody bc naughty children it’s not murder time yet

A Song For Our Muses: i eat way too much ass / it affects my nutrition

Do I Ship Our Muses?:  ever hour i n00t in2 the skies, hoping dan could hear her pingu calling out 2 her. as i prepare for our wedding. our wedding cake? a pile of beans in the form of a naked me.

What I Think About The Mun: #squad goals, always there 2 fulfill me n my thirsty ass. every time i thirst on the group chat she’s there to provide. she is the bottle to my kenny. she is the ketchup to my hotdog. 

Overall Opinion: did u think u can get out of this oracle pussy. i think not.

Blog Rate: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | as high as ur cholesterol after u eat this ass