#lainus;

[annextrolls]

Would you rather be stranded on an island with the man who stole your ex (he's armed, you aren't), or be lost in the desert with your ex (she has infinite replenishing water but you don't, if you kill her the water disappears)

"Im killing that woman or dying trying. Dont give a fuck bout no water, I'll die satisfied."

[annextrolls]

Beat em, Patch em, Keep em 🫦

"Rather not beat em up at all, but ain't that how it goes?"

[annextrolls]

C’mon it’s very important knowledge to know that gay is gay, it’s what makes your noodle think

"Hm........."

[annextrolls]

PURPLE IS STILL ON THE MENU

*cheers in the distance*

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[annextrolls]

Would you rather fight 10 bees (small, agile) or 10,000 puppies (lots of them, sad to fight because they are very cute)

"If I gotta kill em, bees, if not, dogs. I'll beat em up and then patch em up and keep em."

[annextrolls]

*writes that down*

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[annextrolls]

Did u know: Being gay is gay

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[annextrolls]

So after blowing your ex’s brains out the question now is. Will this affect you ever dating a purple again clown or not.

"A bit rude to off a whole group cause ones a bitch. I'll be fine to date another clown If I live to do so."