#lalalaal

[fenpup]

GOLDEN FINN MY GOAT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FINN

Literally me btw

[stqrrin]

hi

HAI :3

[fenpup]

i watched teeny mutant ninja turtles, not to bad but they gave me cuteness aggression cause they are so cute and babyful

i’m so tired

[butwhosbying]

we should start signing off on here. hi -marty [he/any]

[com5t]

When im at the i hate my partner they are so cringe award and my opponents are infumeruns & couriham

[areyoubeingsirius]

there are three types of friends, i feel

the type that shouldn’t be anywhere near tumblr because they are too mentally sane and innocent to subject them to the experience at our ages

the type that would hugely benefit from tumblr as i can tell they have incredibly suppressed emotions and thoughts and would deeply benefit from expressing that. like i can tell when someone else says something insane and ur js tweaking in the corner. I SEE YOU AND IVE BEEN THERE

lastly, there are the people that just need tumblr for exposure to the real world. you try saying those racist things to a bunch of people that will attack you online. just try. i dare you. it’s also the people with awful fandom etiquette and manners in general. try being impolite. just try on tumblr and see where it gets you. blocked.

[bananashemmo]

The Bet Masterlist

Pairing: Nerdy!Y/N/Hockey!Fratboy!Ashton

Rating: This is fucking nasty just like to warn ya’ll 

Summary: ”Fine. I’ll be picking the girl and you’ll have 5 weeks to take her virginity.” Calum said challenging and crossed his arms.  ”5 weeks? I can do that in the matter of 5 minutes, Calum.” Ashton stated with confidence

- Parts -

Part 1: “The bet is on Hood.”

Part 2: ”You picked Y/N ’Nerdgasm” Y/L/N as your virgin target?”

Part 3: “25 solid points, also known as Ashton’s favourite. Virgins.” 

Part 4: “Give the best you can to others even if they aren’t like that towards you.”

Part 5: “So far the only lazy thing you’ve gotten from her is a handshake.”

Part 6:  “I’m a bet? I was a fucking bet!”

Part 7: “Since when did you deceive feelings?

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