Geralt and Lambert 🐺🐺
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Geralt and Lambert 🐺🐺
How I think each Wolf responds to being Jaskier's sugar baby:
Geralt: lots of growling and glaring at the beginning. It takes years before they go from real protests to token ones. He tries to subtly do things for Jaskier in return, but every time the bard realizes what he's doing he doubles down on his pampering. It stresses Geralt out.
Eskel: he's surprised every time Jaskier gets him a book or new armor, even after years of knowing him. Always feels guilty for accepting it and tries to pay him back, which results in many lectures from the bard. It eventually devolves into the pair trying to sneak coins into the others packs.
Lambert: everything is a threat and must be treated with utmost suspicion. It takes a while before he realizes that the bard is actually genuine and has no ulterior motive, in which case he just gets extremely confused by it all. He has no idea what to do when Jaskier gives him something, so he ends up panicking and just giving the bard something in turn. Jaskier always accepts the young wolf's thank you gifts because he thinks it's sweet. Geralt, however, is very upset because Lambert keeps giving the bard bombs.
Vesemir: he does not want to be a sugar baby. He does not need to be a sugar baby. The bard, however, is an unreasonable little bird prone to flights of fancy and he won't stop hauling things up the bloody mountain for him. No amount of lecturing, growling, or reasoning can stop him. Nobody mentions it when the keep slowly becomes more bard friendly over the coming years. Vesemir is much to old for this.
Honorary mention:
Adien takes his job as sugar baby very seriously. He always accepts the bard's gifts with no complaint and he makes sure to suggest expensive things the bard can buy him. In turn, the Cat ruthlessly flirts with Jaskier, much to Lambert's and Geralt's pain.
i was looking up a 'not now kitten' meme for a lambden joke but now i have found way to many that work and im crying
is this anything
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Lambert, Lambert… Y’all know the line
He's a patient man... to a point.
maybe someday they won't get cock-blocked but personally I doubt it.
jaskier: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
lambert: I'm a knife.
aiden, from across the room: He’s the little spoon.