Jaskier, drunk: you're a dick but you're a sexy, sexyyy man
Lambert, also drunk: nnnooo m' not a man
Jaskier: you're a woman?? Why didn't you tell me!! Lamb I thought you loved me
Lambert, with the certainty of a small child who's being asked about dinosaurs: not a woman, b'ttercup
Jaskier: y're... a menace
Lambert: FUCK yeah I am











