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[thatnightlamp]

Love, love,love you farm au!!!💖💖💖

awiwi thank you babyyyy I really love it

don't be sad Leman you'll get all the kisses as soon as you leave the compost bin alone🥺 and Fulgrim is dreaming big for his tiny body

[thatnightlamp]

Нi. I love your farm au so much. Will you accept these sketches?

Me will eat it if possible 🥺🥺🥺

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i cannot stop thinking about ur mastif!angron... puppy giant man... and the fact he can cook yummy food??! the rest has some crazy competition if they want to win farmer!reader's affection (im sorry its so messy! i not used to drawing mascular men :C )

omg it so good!!!! literally my mental image of Angron thinking he sneaky af when feeding reader with food

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Whorus taking up half the couch and rodent girlyman with titus

Horus is the biggest doggo, almost big as Jaghatai. Also Roboute would loves to seeing his son again

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I think angron when he finally gets to human form deserves to finally grow the most luscious mane of hair of all the brothers now that the nails are gone. He’s human again and fulgrim (who’s yet to transform) promptly bites him with little snake fangs because how DARE angron of all people have better hair then him! Without any need for producing too!!! INJUSTICE

Meanwhile angron has decided to defeat the forced diet by learning to cook for himself

Literally Angron everytime. Also his cooking is so good you actually gaining some weigh and Angron is inlove with that, burry his face in your neck while his hand squishing your belly

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imagine khan racing all the vehicles that drive past Farmer!readers house

Person driving over the speed limit seeing a huge ah horse to catch up in the rearview mirror:

Reports show a very immidating horse was chasing people and then disappeared after about 2 miles. From there, a cryptid legend was born.

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The Primarchs, waiting for prise after extending the property land of Farmer!Reader to live better: ✨👀

Farmer!Reader:… NO GUYS, I’m not calling you “good boys”, now I have to see how to maintain all this extra land without getting targeted by big corporations!

Primarchs: 😭🤨😤🥺👹😩

I know they would take care of that as many of them have the power to just build the proper machinery and shit, but to suddenly learn our property is getting bigger because of the secret business of our hyper-intelligent demi god harem is funny af.

Yes, reader keep wondering why their neighbors all moved away and the area gradually became a desolate land with only fields and many things that shouldn't be there: super large smithy with weird machines,... ect. They then found a pile of property papers in Ferrus's barn.

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“Is that your guard dog?” Pointing at the absolutely giant mastiff pitbull mix angron laying on the farmers feet. “No that one is.” Point at leman the mud covered golden retriever with a body count and a tongue lolling totally out of his mouth.

“Not the wolf dog?” “No I’ve seen Horus get bullied by my hedgehog he’s a giant coward.” Meanwhile Horus is gaping in insult becuase he LET that happen thank you to get smooches

People wondered why until they saw Leman wrestle a moose to the ground and call it a day.