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[thatnightlamp]

Love, love,love you farm au!!!💖💖💖

awiwi thank you babyyyy I really love it

don't be sad Leman you'll get all the kisses as soon as you leave the compost bin alone🥺 and Fulgrim is dreaming big for his tiny body

[thatnightlamp]

I mentioned that I'm not above bribing with art to get a new chapter. well here I am with my bribe

(jk though, I love your series and here's some fanart, that's all)

aaaaaaaa I LOVE IT🥹🥺

[thatnightlamp]

The farm is generally well managed, but for one ongoing issue. Every single primarch is at war with a band of raccoons that keeps breaking in to eat the trash out back. You’d think with their combined intelligence and might this would be an issue sorted but these raccoons seem to only learn and adapt to all attempts to get rid of them at an alarming speed. There is suspicion of chaos influence because there’s no way normal raccoons should be able to make fool of the primarchs like this but there is no evidence found thus far.

All everyone knows is their pride is being slowly trampled and this is war

They knew the Chaos God involved in it because there was no way those raccoons could survive after receiving a kick from Dorn and enter Sanguinius's territory shortly afterwards but they can't prove it yet.

[thatnightlamp]

i cannot stop thinking about ur mastif!angron... puppy giant man... and the fact he can cook yummy food??! the rest has some crazy competition if they want to win farmer!reader's affection (im sorry its so messy! i not used to drawing mascular men :C )

omg it so good!!!! literally my mental image of Angron thinking he sneaky af when feeding reader with food

[thatnightlamp]

Нi. I love your farm au so much. Will you accept these sketches?

Me will eat it if possible 🥺🥺🥺

[thatnightlamp]

Whorus taking up half the couch and rodent girlyman with titus

Horus is the biggest doggo, almost big as Jaghatai. Also Roboute would loves to seeing his son again

[thatnightlamp]

If the primarchs after turning back human were to go with farmer reader into town id imagine interactions with people would go like this

If it were parties the chairs would be way to small, if its for talking to people like family pr friends the food would be way to small...etc

Primarchs i feel would join reader on these outings are probably vulcan, guiliman, fulgrim, khan and angron since he dosent have the nails

That's why they have a forge/factory operating right on the farm lol. Everything Primarch size is manufactured there.

Their first time in town was a disaster; they had no idea how money worked, or how people usually interact, and everyone was staring at the 3-meter-tall Greek gods dressed like cosplayers.

[thatnightlamp]

I think angron when he finally gets to human form deserves to finally grow the most luscious mane of hair of all the brothers now that the nails are gone. He’s human again and fulgrim (who’s yet to transform) promptly bites him with little snake fangs because how DARE angron of all people have better hair then him! Without any need for producing too!!! INJUSTICE

Meanwhile angron has decided to defeat the forced diet by learning to cook for himself

Literally Angron everytime. Also his cooking is so good you actually gaining some weigh and Angron is inlove with that, burry his face in your neck while his hand squishing your belly