#lancer!

[gonermaker-ocpicrew]

people who think lancer is a teenager are so fucking stupid they make me lose faith in humanity. how is this something we debate in 2025

[ice-eisgoingtogetme]

Ho ho ho! You’re my size now! Want to help me cause problems on purpose? Signed, @officialancer

wat problems r u cuasing? r they dangeres?

[gonermaker-ocpicrew]

i don’t actually care that much and it’s not like anyone is getting into disagreements about lancer or his design anymore but why are some people historically hellbent on making him and king normal furries with masks/hoods. let them have weird darkner spade faces 💔

[gonermaker-ocpicrew]

the idea that lancer is a loose babykris analogue

[gonermaker-ocpicrew]

ranking dr plushies from best to worst off appearance (i don’t own any):

- lancer. his character design is well suited for a marketable plush. this is his true form

- ralsei (both but especially the hatless one). he’s also marketable and the toy overall looks nice

- spamton. it’s ugly because he’s ugly. toby was so right in making him the prime example of characters it’s okay for them to make objectifying merch of in that one post. perfect for comical mutilation

- tenna. he’s like spamton but less ugly, yet somehow worse. please fix the head-to-body ratio. other than that i actually like the details

- jevil almost looks like a knockoff plush. then again, in my head a faithful jevil toy would be a creepy old clown plush and not a mass produced item from a small video game merch store

- seam has a similar issue to jevil except worse because they’re canonically the raggedy, beloved plush of a kid that’s in college now. imbw because im only going off photos, but they look less fuzzy than ralsei which also sucks

[gonermaker-ocpicrew]

thinking about how much i want to hold him again

[gonermaker-ocpicrew]

i should buy him