Nov 21, 2021
Lana: Hey watch it! You’re sitting on my pillow!
Sanjit: Well whats your pillow doing out here?
Lana: Long story short I’m sleeping on the couch, Patrick and I are fighting
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Lana: Hey watch it! You’re sitting on my pillow!
Sanjit: Well whats your pillow doing out here?
Lana: Long story short I’m sleeping on the couch, Patrick and I are fighting
The thing that binds Lana and Sanjit together is desperate, bitter loneliness.
No, I will not elaborate.
Sanjit: Morning, Lana. What are you drinking?
Lana: Water.
Sanjit: Really? It doesn't smell like water.
Lana: It's...imported water.
Sanjit: Uh-huh. Imported from where?
Lana: . . .Russia.
Sanjit: Are you drinking vodka at nine in the morning??
Lana: It's nine-thirty.
Sanjit: Laana there’s a spider!!
Lana: Don’t worry, babe, I got this.
Lana, pulling out gun: I’ll have that spider begging for mercy.
Sanjit: To be honest sometimes I think you do this just to take your anger out on the spiders.
So what I can conclude for tumblr-stalking like 7 blogs and the fayz tag is that this fandom is tiny af, weird af, shippy af, and has a slightly unhealthy ability to forgive villains. Also y'all thought you had a show coming for a bit but nope didn’t happen so now we’ve just got a fan-made thing coming that may never come and then there’s a trilogy in the same world as gone and I don’t know when it’s coming out but it should be good even though everyone is just like “let them have a peaceful life.” Plus I have learned your author wrote animorphs as well but u know what i think I’m good on that one gone is enough. Plus the ship names make sense except for lanjit it should be sanjana just fight me over it. Correct me if I’m wrong and yes we should start a sanjana vs lanjit discourse yes let’s do this.
Some idiot yelled something and off they went. Like cattle. I hate people.
Lana Arwen Lazar
Edilio: Sanjit, you'll be working with Lana and Diana.
Sanjit: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone: *blanks stares*
Sanjit: … Of people on a team.
Sanjit: And once again, Sanjit and Lana save the day!
Dekka: You didn’t do anything; it was all Lana.
Sanjit: We’re a package deal, everyone knows that.