#lanstarter

[thea-cameron]

Is there somewhere kids can see Santa in this town?

[thea-cameron]

I could get used to this small town life...

[issy--richardson]

No, seriously, smell it, it's like sex in a bottle.

[the-camyoung]

If I see one more couple dress up at Mario and Luigi, I'm chopping my arm off. I'm being annoyed while also getting into the Halloween spirit. Ugh, where's Christmas?

[the-camyoung]

I hit a milestone today. Today is the day.  The day where my life changes forever and ever. 

I bought a fucking apple slicer. Do you know how much time I'm going to save now? So much time. Like, two minutes of my life, every time I eat an apple, so like, three years of my life will be used for something else. I don't know what yet, but I'm excited for my new future.

[sabrina-thomas]

It's sad enough that I'm having beer and watching movies alone, but what really makes it a kicker is that not even my cat wants to sit with me. Sigh.

[xjustsophiax-blog]

Having a bad day Sophia walked up to the table with her pad in hand. "Hi there, sorry about your wait what can I get for you tonight?"  She asked looking up. "Oh hey there-- What are you doin all the way out here?"

[sierra-moore]

'If you want something done right, do it yourself...' Remember that for next time, Sierra.