#laoft ask

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I know Bell can describe labia in a way that brings a tear down the leg

Bell of the Autumn court queen of giving head so good her partners cry while giggling and laughing and biting their thighs in delight the whole time

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Inspired by the dick pic ask - what would the good neighbours think about concepts like free the nipple?

Obviously 'female-presenting' (heavy emphasis on the quote marks there) boobs aren't sexual in the same way that a penis or a vagina can be, but as nudity is such a non-issue in the first place would the fair folk even understand why it's a thing to be discussed?

Idk mostly I'm amusing myself thinking of Bell having capital-T Thoughts about the stupidity of yet another aspect of human gender roles, one of these days she probably will just summon the Spirit Of Gender for the sole purpose of fighting it

well to start, not all fae have breasts at all - nymphs only grow breast tissue if theyre fat or pregnant, and its the same for most pooka. Gentry have permanent breasts like humans, but these are viewed as sexual only secondarily, in the same way a wrist is not inherently sexual but you might kiss it or give it a hickey anyway just cuz its sensitive and feels nice.

But primarily fae view breasts for their actual purpose which is the feeding of infant young, and the entire concept of censoring or barring breasts in particular in public is definitely going to piss off any fae who heres it for that reason.

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ok weird question but would V or Bell understand that an unsolicited dick pic is offensive despite the casualness of fae nudity

this is a tricky one, because if all fae had cells phones, yes they would absolutely view an unsolicited dick pic as an imposition. being nude in public doesnt directly effect anyone else - but the phone, the message system, is a personal private space. Virgil has no problem with public nudity, but somebody walking naked into the family tent at a revel with no invite is still going to piss him off

however, *not* all fae have cell phones, so its not going to be intuitive at first because if someone in gc sent one of them an unsolicited dick pick they'd be like "hell yeah did you want lighting notes or just feel pretty and wanted to share"

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i had a weird as hell dream last night that at one point included laoft!virgil's mom having a very very long on/off situationship with an old as dirt but very humanoid fae that showed up for the first time in centuries to try rizzing her up again; and now i cannot stop thinking of the implications of what my brain was cooking up. where they seeing each other in a time where virgil's mom wasn't an eldritch horror?? did the fae see his mom in her uncomprehensible horrors and went smash?? i keep thinking about this so hard the last few days because it's just so funny to me

LOL this is so fun, my friend wyrm (who has since retreated from online life) is the inspiration for Mother's partner in the glimpses of her memory of her own wedding Virgil sees in Vast, because they wrote a super fun au where said character gets frozen/overwinters in permafrost by accident while traveling and returns still person-shaped to a wickhills where Mother is now an eldritch abomination. they also wrote one (in the inpired-by of Group Chat if you wanna check it out) where Emile hits on Virgil's mom.

SUCH a fun concept for a humanoid to try and chat up Mother it cracks me up every time

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which laoft group chat members are the biggest monsterfuckers? obvs LMP are p far up there given V's whole Thing, but I'm curious about the rest

It's corbin, who has just a hair less built-in fear of fae by virtue of having learned all of it only halfway through elementary school. he actually worries the rest of the friend group a lot as kids, and still occasionally as teens, where he cant help but be a little curious what the strange sound or light was, asking too many questions, forgetting to use euphemisms

and a crush on logan since they were like ten really cemented this. then along comes virgil, who in addition to having that same heart-pounding-that-may-be-fear-or-fluster aura is enough of a dom to melt corbins subby little brain. the boy did not stand a chance and you have no idea how excited sloane was when he finally got to send corbin on a playdate with virgil and logan instead of just saying he's going to lol

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I think Lila should have a life changing makeout session with Bell at least once. she deserves it

oh trust me i am definitely working on the sapphic layers of the group chat polycule in EARNEST

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youre so right all-powerful being you know is a sub is so much more threatening than all-powerful being you know is a dom, so hyper-aware of the power LMP have, they loosen the lease youre gonna get fucked up

a dom almost by necessity typically has a lot of self control, whereas a sub is more of a wild card. the surrounding fae have 0 idea of how much self control is the princes versus 'consensually outsourced to a smug little seelie and two giggling pretty boys with a collectively bloodlust kink"

LMP are giving mean girls energy and Virgil is their simp jock boyfriend

also Logan still has trouble with eye contact (especially in public, feels Exposed) and so i was just BRAINBLASTED with the idea of Logan making Virgil ask permission to look him in the eye and had to swoon for a moment. and its a little bit a dom thing and a lot of a 'please dont do that without warning me (but we can be horny about it as a bonus)' and virgil is DELIGHTED by this

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in EATD, what does the rest of the court/forest think about Logan domming Virgil in public? like, Virgil does have a good point that he's supposed to be the prince and in charge. but also, prince on his knees for his consort is hot as lava ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

no it actually just makes him even more terrifying lol. like a very big angry dog on a dinky little lavender silk leash who is not pulling but definitely looking and growling at you and his owner keeps leaning down and offering his terrifying cerberus maw of razor teeth little kisses. you know that lavender leash is both the only thing keeping you alive and excruciatingly, terrifying, delicate.