"Remus: no its fine, a cruel heartless gentry fucking me like a slut while gradually warming up to me and only me and maybe some cute little nymphlings is like, the third most common sexual fantasy of nymph adolescents everywhere" has me creasing, adders feeling guilty and remus is like "no actually this has been my dream fairytale romance since i was a child as far as im concerned ive won the lover lottery"
Logan, who is only just finding out about this messy ass bullshit and is about to pop a blood vessel: you're doing things like that without a safeword? how do you tell him if you need to stop, remus?
Remus: i can do that??
Logan: [head about to fucking pop]









