#lap sage

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Peak cycling posture for the lap sage.

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My cat deserves his own social media more than I do.

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Building on the idea that our cat is the Lap Sage, today my partner and I agreed that his white socks (biscuit-makers) are his gold sign.

Partner thinks he’s on the Path of the Fuzzy Lap, but I’m not convinced.

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This morning my cat talked his way into the club by sticking his whiskers up the bouncer’s nose

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I just can’t fight him

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Mugen jumped off my lap and ran away when I played a video of my friend’s baby on my phone.

My partner said something like “yeah, mugen’s the only baby allowed here”

Cat came back to my lap after getting a snack.

I said “yeah, he doesn’t like me looking at other babies during his custody time”

*pause*

“Do I have custody of him or does he have custody of me?”

“He has custody of you”

“That’s fair”

Bonus video of Mugen trying to make a lap out of me while I was trying to get up to pee.

HE WAS NOT ON MY LAP WHEN I STARTED GETTING UP

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I’ve been feeding my cat wet food off of this plate EVERY DAY for the past 4 years and this is the first time I thought to put it in the cranium area of the skull.

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My partner and I cuddled in the guest room for a few minutes this evening and our cat came to investigate after a while. Because of how we were arranged, with me as the tightly ensconced little spoon, neither of us could see the cat. We still wanted to see how cute Mugen was, so there’s a string of photos in my camera roll like this

I was blindly shooting over my shoulder, but I finally caught sight of him