Sep 22, 2019
Incorrect Quotes 26/?
Larandel: I've never done anything illegal. My only crime is killing it on the dance floor.
Naryu: ...
Larandel: Oh wait, I did kill a man once.
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Incorrect Quotes 26/?
Larandel: I've never done anything illegal. My only crime is killing it on the dance floor.
Naryu: ...
Larandel: Oh wait, I did kill a man once.
Incorrect Quotes 11/?
Larandel: She knocked that smug look off my face. But luckily, I was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath.
Incorrect Quotes 27/?
Naryu: I dare you to kiss the most beautiful person in the room.
Larandel: I can't exactly make out with myself, so I'll have to go with the second best thing.
Larandel: Where's a mirror?
Give it up for the character insults! Pick whoever, but I want many! XD
OH BOY
thank you so much for this i’m going to enjoy it. i got a little carried away.
i apologize in advance if these are uh not good i think i’m a lot funnier than i actually am. i have also given up on. actual sentences and grammar.
also apologize for the fact that some of these aren’t really insults. but they are fun! :D
Aellai Darrell - idiot. i mean. idiot. please stop throwing yourself face first into everything that wants to kill you. i mean really. just. absolute dumbass.
Raewyn Corellius - has no friends, just daedra. no wonder her moms sent her far, far away.
Evelyne Antonius - honestly these jokes just write themselves. literally a drunk necromancer. i don’t even need to say anything.
Ziapiel - tiny. so tiny. could squash her like a bug. that’s a really terrifying image. needs horns to be taller than anyone else. still shorter. shrimp.
Larandel - a THOT. also a Dres so there’s that. which is an insult in and of itself. please don’t tell her i told you. i will die.
Tamera Light-Bringer - a literal fanatic. hears strange voices and unquestioningly follows them. unironically likes meridia. has never heard of a brush.
Lyra Darrell - feral goblin. cares more about keeping her hair nice than the fate of the world, probably.
Mizuki - even more of a feral goblin. literally the unluckiest person alive. afraid of water. who the fuck is afraid of water.
Damiana - i don’t even know if it’s possible to insult her. smears blood on her face like an absolute sociopath. absolute biohazard. unstable.
Alvena - stuck-up. which is ironic for an altmer who worships a mortal god. terrible taste in other people.
Astraia - hopeless. probably couldn’t find her way out of a box. desperately needs help.
Altaire - also a thot. doesn’t know what shame is. would do anything (one?) for like... half a septim. reckless. please get standards.
Adelaide Darrell - needs to learn how to say no to people. would get pushed around by a limp noodle.
Zenaide - absolute dumbass. literal poster child for dumb jock. why the fuck would you consume hist sap. why would you think that was a good idea.
Emylynn - beats people to death with a stick. please see a therapist. pretty please.
Aralyn - the most feral goblin of all. seems to think biting is socially acceptable. afraid of 99.9999% of people. the coward.
Jaede - ?????????????? speaks for itself tbh. needs to stop playing golf with skulls.
Ashe - when you try your best but you don’t succeed. would probably blow herself up accidentally.
Zanthe - absolute ditz. couldn’t fight her way out of a paper bag. really, really bad taste in romantic partners.
Asenath - small and angry. teeny tiny. possibly having serious hallucinations. absolutely no clue what she’s doing. has never flexed her ‘decent person’ muscle.
thank you so much for this it was a ton of fun!!! hope you enjoyed reading at least a little bit, even if i’m not as funny as i’d like to be :’)
i was tagged for the flaws/strengths/talents thing by the lovely @hircines-meatloaf for this! :D
not sure how many characters i’m going to feel like doing so it’s under the cut for ~space reasons~
Rules: Bold the traits which apply to your OC. Italicize the ones that apply sometimes.
Incorrect Quotes 28/?
Larandel: I love myself more than anything.
Larandel: I honestly think I should marry myself.
Larandel: I'm the hottest person in the world.
Naryu: I can't believe who I'm jealous of.
Incorrect Quotes 26/?
Naryu: Some of my friends are like family to me.
Larandel: Hopefully that doesn't include me.
Larandel: Otherwise some of the things we've done would be considered incest.
Incorrect Quotes 9/?
Ordinator: This area is off-limits to civilians.
Larandel: Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I didn't know. If I see one I shall inform you immediately.