Aug 5, 2019
Incorrect Quotes 25/?
Ziapiel: I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Razum-Dar: Don't you mean cards?
Ziapiel, pulling out three knives: No.
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Incorrect Quotes 25/?
Ziapiel: I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Razum-Dar: Don't you mean cards?
Ziapiel, pulling out three knives: No.
Incorrect Quotes 13/?
Ziapiel: Damn, we're surrounded!
Razum-Dar: Excellent! Now we can attack in any direction!
Give it up for the character insults! Pick whoever, but I want many! XD
OH BOY
thank you so much for this i’m going to enjoy it. i got a little carried away.
i apologize in advance if these are uh not good i think i’m a lot funnier than i actually am. i have also given up on. actual sentences and grammar.
also apologize for the fact that some of these aren’t really insults. but they are fun! :D
Aellai Darrell - idiot. i mean. idiot. please stop throwing yourself face first into everything that wants to kill you. i mean really. just. absolute dumbass.
Raewyn Corellius - has no friends, just daedra. no wonder her moms sent her far, far away.
Evelyne Antonius - honestly these jokes just write themselves. literally a drunk necromancer. i don’t even need to say anything.
Ziapiel - tiny. so tiny. could squash her like a bug. that’s a really terrifying image. needs horns to be taller than anyone else. still shorter. shrimp.
Larandel - a THOT. also a Dres so there’s that. which is an insult in and of itself. please don’t tell her i told you. i will die.
Tamera Light-Bringer - a literal fanatic. hears strange voices and unquestioningly follows them. unironically likes meridia. has never heard of a brush.
Lyra Darrell - feral goblin. cares more about keeping her hair nice than the fate of the world, probably.
Mizuki - even more of a feral goblin. literally the unluckiest person alive. afraid of water. who the fuck is afraid of water.
Damiana - i don’t even know if it’s possible to insult her. smears blood on her face like an absolute sociopath. absolute biohazard. unstable.
Alvena - stuck-up. which is ironic for an altmer who worships a mortal god. terrible taste in other people.
Astraia - hopeless. probably couldn’t find her way out of a box. desperately needs help.
Altaire - also a thot. doesn’t know what shame is. would do anything (one?) for like... half a septim. reckless. please get standards.
Adelaide Darrell - needs to learn how to say no to people. would get pushed around by a limp noodle.
Zenaide - absolute dumbass. literal poster child for dumb jock. why the fuck would you consume hist sap. why would you think that was a good idea.
Emylynn - beats people to death with a stick. please see a therapist. pretty please.
Aralyn - the most feral goblin of all. seems to think biting is socially acceptable. afraid of 99.9999% of people. the coward.
Jaede - ?????????????? speaks for itself tbh. needs to stop playing golf with skulls.
Ashe - when you try your best but you don’t succeed. would probably blow herself up accidentally.
Zanthe - absolute ditz. couldn’t fight her way out of a paper bag. really, really bad taste in romantic partners.
Asenath - small and angry. teeny tiny. possibly having serious hallucinations. absolutely no clue what she’s doing. has never flexed her ‘decent person’ muscle.
thank you so much for this it was a ton of fun!!! hope you enjoyed reading at least a little bit, even if i’m not as funny as i’d like to be :’)
The Bargain
Just wanted to chat about the bargain Ae made with Meridia and how it came to be. All the details under the cut to avoid clutter, as usual.
i was tagged for the flaws/strengths/talents thing by the lovely @hircines-meatloaf for this! :D
not sure how many characters i’m going to feel like doing so it’s under the cut for ~space reasons~
Rules: Bold the traits which apply to your OC. Italicize the ones that apply sometimes.
silencer?
The Night Mother always gets her due. Actual writing instead of blabbering. Full thing under the cut. Came to mind kind of randomly and is completely unedited, fair warning.
Ziapiel: *Cutting vegetables*
Cariel: Hey, what’re you up to?
Ziapiel: Making dinner. Want some?
Cariel: ...Isn’t that the knife you used to kill someone less than an hour ago?
Ziapiel: Your point?
📘 for any character! Was gonna do 3 but ya know, sad journal entries can be a fun angst and heck you can do more than one! All of your chars are new to me so I want to know them all. ❤️ (I’m a character hoe, I can’t help it XD)
📘 Write a sad journal entry, an unsent letter or short sad drabble. + bonus, give a theme!
All righty, let’s write some angst!!! :D do i ever write anything else though
everything is under the cut as usual :>