#larcher

[firyfox]

Sterling Archer is submissive and breedable but y'all aren't ready for that conversation 🙄🤚🏼

[archerdreamland]

In that one gifset of Lana trying to cheer Archer up, it's so cute honestly.. we need more moments like that

YES WE DO!!! It’s so affirming of their development and growth as characters and also AHA LANA YOU LOVE HIM!!! got em!!!

[firyfox]

Oh ?? Sterling ISN’T bisexual , you say ?? Then explain this image :

You can’t tell me a bisexual didn’t conceive this

[firyfox]

Straight people b like “Bickering is a good foundation for a relationship”

[lanarchers]

Larcher and CyRay for the ship meme.

For Larcher…

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell 

and for CyRay

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell 

They’re both so GOOD I just love them… Larcher is pretty obvious, just generally love them and I want them to work shit out because they are honestly a dynamic kickass couple

CyRay is literally adorable and… if Ray ain’t thinkin Cyril is cute after some of the parts in eps, IDK what man

[lanarchers]

Archer-Kane wedding. Who's the best man? Who's the maid of honor? Who cries during the toasts? Who gets drunk and starts singing at the reception? Who falls into the cake? What song is their first dance to? Answer any or all that you like.

*rubs hands together* Here we GO

Now, let’s not conform and this will work perfectly..

Best Man = Pam

Maid of Honor = Ray

Lana will def cry during toasts, but I feel like most of them would cry anyways (Cyril, Ray, Pam, Krieger, even Cheryl, Malory would kind of just look away but she’s tearing up)

Of course Archer is the one who gets extremely drunk at his own wedding and sings like a drunken, slurred-words idiot. Pam might even join in. Lana wants to choke them.

A drunken Archer pushes Cyril into the cake. Done. (sorry Cyril LOL)

And their first dance… a few popped into mind, like classic “Can’t Help Falling in Love” by Elvis Presley, but… “Fooled Around and Fell in Love” by Elvin Bishop is surprisingly fitting, not sure how much of a wedding song that is, but either or. Take your pick heheh

Overall, Archer-Kane wedding is my dream, and this is just a vague idea of how it would go.

[lanarchers]

Really inexplicable and random dream I had about Archer

( Dont ask me how any of this makes sense because IDK ITS A DREAM haha )

Archer, Lana, Cyril, Cheryl, Pam and Ray are on a mission in some kind of jungle area in Indonesia (?), theres a room where Archer and Lana are staying together and Lana is waiting for him, but Archer is busy out in the jungle. When they find each other, he starts to talk about Katya and some other woman (which, sparks Lana's angry jealousy). They may have tried to have sex?

Before she can argue, there is shooting and and Archer is quick to defend Lana despite their arguing. He grabs her and they duck for cover, realizing the enemy is onto them and basically finds Archer.

They start to talk about something, and Archer initially finds a Japanese car in the middle of the jungle that he gets in and starts driving like crazy. It leads down a ramp, around, and people are suddenly spectating from both sides. The rest of the gang are watching and Archer is getting filmed by the enemies, who are in awe. Once he finishes the course, the enemies make a deal to get Archer fame by doing racing courses, and he of course accepts. Lana is discouraged.

At some point, the others are in a hotel in a civilized area (dunno where) and are in danger. Archer starts to become tired of his short lived fame after a day, missing Lana and his job. He ends up quitting the racing, and hears about his coworkers being in danger. He takes a car and speeds down, finding Lana popping her head out of a window to shoot occasionally from one car at another that is chasing behind them.

Archer makes the jump into the other car with Lana, who gets surprised, but is still pissed. He starts to talk, grabbing Lana and holding her close whilst shooting out the window of the car, and looking back at her.

"Look, Lana, I know I can be an idiot, and okay, yeah, I guess it's annoying, but I really care about you. Sure, Katya was really hot, and whatever.. I fucked up before and I know we cant be in a perfect relationship right away, but.. I really want to try to be in that relationship with you. Cause.. I love you, Lana."

Once he had shot the other enemies in the car behind, he pulls back into the car completely to look at Lana, who is shocked. She, however, takes Archer's hand and shakes her head.

"God, you idiot..!" Another groan of annoyance, but she is laughing, with tears in her eyes. "I do love you, too, Archer.. dammit.."

Timeskip ahead to a point where they're back in Archer's home together, Archer in a white sleeveless top and boxers and Lana in her normal attire. He has his arms wrapped around her waist and hes smiling, leaning in to give Lana kisses on her lips and neck, and going "hey, smoochy boochy, I love you". AJ is there, too, of course.

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Bonus; I'm almost positive this happened but I could be remembering wrong; Cyril and Ray shared a room together and I think were canon gay together in my dream. I'm blessed

[archerdreamland]

Here's the tea

Lana is taller than Archer AND wears heels and he just loves his tall girlfriend