Man, I know we've all had our own personal crises over the fact that Larry gives you the TM for Facade in the games, along with lines like, "I think it's time to show you that real life isn't all just being true to yourself…"
But I just now thought past the name of the move, and to what the move does.
To quote bulbapedia (emphasis mine): "Facade inflicts damage. Its base power doubles from 70 to 140 if the user is poisoned, paralyzed, or burned."
This given to you by the walking embodiment of burnout.
I'm losing my mind over here.













