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[02:19] GC: Now I do.
[02:19] GC: There.
[02:19] CG: 9h my G9d.
[02:19] CG: Why w9uld y9u 6l9ck me.
[02:20] CG: Y9u 6itch.
[02:20] GC: I would never block you!
[02:20] CG: -- guiltyConstitution [GC] blocked codpieceGallery [CG] at 01:19 --
[02:20] CG: Mind, -- guiltyConstitution [GC] mercifully forgave codpieceGallery [CG] at 01:19 --
[02:20] CG: 6ut still.
[02:20] GC: ...So THAT'S what that does!
[02:20] CG: Y9u m9r9n.
[02:20] GC: ...Seems accurate~
[02:21] CG: Anyh9w, I was just hassling y9u.
[02:21] GC: I would be offended by the fact you called me a moron, but I'm honestly laughing too hard.
[02:22] CG: I d9n't actually think y9u're a m9r9n.
[02:22] GC: Well, thank you for that.
[02:23] CG: And calling y9u a m9r9n f9r n9t kn9wing h9w everything 9n a huskt9p w9rks w9uld make me the 6iggest im6ecile in the multiverse 6ecause my 6est friend invented the huskt9p and I can 6arely get 6y 9n the damn thing centuries later.
[02:24] GC: I'm still trying to understand Trollian. So it's alright. We can be terrible with technology, and I won't hold it against you.
[02:24] CG: S966ing.
[02:25] GC: I was not expecting any sort of emotional response for this.
[02:25] CG: Wails.
[02:27] GC: ...Ratakk, please.
[02:27] CG: Shrieking.
[02:28] GC: Are you becoming me?
[02:28] CG: Caterwauls.
[02:29] CG: I like that 9ne 6ecause it has "cat" in it.
[02:29] GC: Oh my god. I.
[02:29] GC: Alright.
[02:31] CG: And n9 matter what I d9 I feel the pain with 9r with9ut y9u.
[02:31] CG: Tearin up my heart and s9ul.
[02:31] CG: We're apart I feel it t99.
[02:31] CG: It's tearin up my heart when I'm with y9u.
[02:31] CG: And when we are apart I feel it t99.
[02:31] CG: 6lah 6lah cycle 9ver.
[02:32] GC: ...That was a very strange serenade?
[02:32] GC: Th...ank you?
[02:32] CG: That was what was playing 9n my shuffle.
[02:32] CG: I have a questi9n f9r y9u Adv9ca.
[02:33] GC: Yes?
[02:33] CG: Wh9 will it take t9 make y9u n9t want t9 see any69dy else?
[02:33] CG: I'm n9t trying t9 6e rude 9r cruel.
[02:33] CG: 6ut really.
[02:33] CG: Wh9 will ever 6e g99d en9ugh f9r y9u.
[02:33] CG: H9w many tr9lls will 6e g99d en9ugh f9r y9u.
[02:37] GC: Everyone was good enough-- if not better.
[02:37] CG: Then why did y9u ever want m9re?
[02:38] CG: What made y9u want m9re? M9re tr9lls, m9re pails, m9re r9mancing, m9re whatever?
[02:39] GC: I could blame curiosity, to know of something I thought I'd never have. Or that I needed some dumb sort of danger... But I really think it was because I'm an idiot who couldn't realise I already had what I needed.
[02:40] CG: Will y9u rec9gnise it in the future? When y9u have what y9u need? Will y9u take advantage 9f tr9lls wh9 put their trust in y9u?
[02:42] GC: I don't want to take advantage of anyone! I don't like being that way... But if. If they trust me, and I trust them, I won't hurt them. Not knowingly, not in the only way I could.
[02:43] CG: I'm just... w9rried. C9ncerned.
[02:44] CG: What y9u said the 9ther night... I d9n't think it's what y9u really meant, 6ut the way y9u said it.
[02:44] GC: What do you mean?
[02:44] CG: It s9unded t9 me like y9u didn't really see a pr96lem with cheating.
[02:46] GC: Ratakk, I've been the other woman, and I've seen others when I was supposed to be loyal. I've also had someone leave me for someone else. It hurts, and it's wrong to hurt someone in that way...
[02:48] GC: It's not that I don't have a problem with cheating. I have problems with it. But I continuously get tangled up in it and that's how it happens. I don't want to. But I do.
[02:48] CG: If y9u really d9n't want t9, h9w is it c9ntinu9us?
[02:48] CG: D9n't y9u have c9ntr9l 9ver y9ur 9wn acti9ns?
[02:48] CG: Can't y9u push s9me69dy away, tell her n9?
[02:49] CG: 6ecause if y9u want t9 please her, h9w can y9u please y9ur quadmate?
[02:49] GC: ...I can't. I can't please everyone, even though I really want to.
[02:50] CG: Y9u can't please her? 9r y9u can't tell her n9?
[02:51] GC: I could tell her no. But I want to make people happy. And when I tell people no...
[02:52] GC: I shouldn't want that, though. My happiness isn't dependent on everyone else's.
[02:52] CG: And y9u 9nly just said y9u can't please every9ne.
[02:52] CG: And h9nestly, Adv9ca?
[02:52] CG: Y9u sh9uldn't 6e with a tr9ll if y9u end up wanting s9me69dy else. Then that tr9ll just isn't g99d en9ugh f9r y9u, in whatever manner, and it may n9t 6e her fault, 6ut it's the truth.
[02:54] GC: And that's the hardest part. Because these people I'm with... They're all beautiful, and brilliant, and perfect, and then there's me, breaking their hearts because I wanted someone else, however fleeting it was.
[02:55] CG: I d9n't want t9 make y9u feel 6ad.
[02:56] CG: I just want t9 make y9u think. A69ut what y9u really want.
[02:56] CG: It's awful that y9u're s9 y9ung and y9u've already 6een s9 hurt.
[02:56] CG: I d9n't want t9 see y9u destr9y y9urself 6ef9re y9u even turn ten.
[02:57] GC: I think I could name a few others that would rather destroy me themselves...
[02:57] GC: But I know what I want. It's getting it that's the hardest part.
[02:57] GC: And I keep going about it in all the wrong ways.
[02:59] CG: ... W9uld it 6e intrusive t9 ask if y9u'd share? I'd like t9 help, if I can.
[03:00] GC: No, of course not! You can ask me anything, and I'll do my best to be honest with you.
[03:00] CG: Thank y9u.
[03:02] GC: But I want adventure. Someone who loves me and tells me every day how much I mean to them and makes me feel like I matter. And in return, I'll do the very same. I want something grand, legendary. I have the job I've worked for, the philosophy I need, and people I care for.
[03:02] GC: But I want to be something special.
[03:02] CG: Define "adventure?"
[03:03] GC: Seeing far off locales, daring do, something different and memorable...
[03:05] GC: May it be all, or none, I just want to be something... interesting.
[03:08] CG: S9mething "interesting."
[03:11] GC: I'm just an ordinary wriggler. Just like the other multitudes of trolls. I don't do anything special.
[03:11] CG: Y9u d9n't have t9 d9 anything special t9 6e special.
[03:12] GC: As special as everyone else is. Right.
[03:12] CG: 9f c9urse y9u are.
[03:12] CG: In all my sweeps I have never met any69dy like Adv9ca Netrak, Tr9ll, Human, 9r 9therwise.
[03:13] CG: N9t even rem9tely.
[03:13] GC: That must be a good thing, considering everything I've done to you.
[03:15] CG: What y9u've d9ne f9r me 9utweighs anything y9u c9uld ever d9 t9 me.
[03:16] GC: Hmph. I doubt it. Would you like me to make a list of both things for you? Just so you can see?
[03:17] CG: Y9u are my friend.
[03:18] CG: Y9u were my friend, when I needed 9ne and didn't have any69dy else t9 turn t9. Y9u are still my friend, even after h9w I've treated y9u, justifia6ly 9r n9t.
[03:19] CG: Y9u make me happy when I'm d9wn.
[03:19] CG: Y9u treat me like an equal.
[03:20] CG: Y9u let me fawn 9ver y9u, which may n9t s9und like much, 6ut it means a l9t t9 me.
[03:20] CG: The 69tt9m line is, y9u are my friend, and that 9utweighs all 9f the 6ad.
[03:23] CG: Y9u, Adv9ca Netrak, Lady Redglare, teal6l99d, charge 9f Pyralspite, ex? legislacerat9r, ex matesprit, friend, equal, c9mpani9n, drinking 6uddy, have n9, a6s9lutely /n9/ peer.
[03:23] GC: ...All of it?
[03:23] GC: ...Really?
[03:23] CG: Really. And I kn9w I am n9t the 9nly 9ne wh9 feels this way.
[03:23] CG: Adv9ca, we can have 6ad sp9ts in 9ur hist9ry and still cherish 9ne an9ther.
[03:25] GC: Of course we do. No matter what, Ratakk.
[03:25] GC: It's surprising, really.
[03:26] CG: I kn9w the feeling.
[03:26] CG: And 6elieve me, I have w9rse hist9ries with tr9lls I am even cl9ser t9.
[03:26] CG: H9nestly, relati9nships that survive Hell are always the 6est 9nes.
[03:27] GC: And you and I have been to hell and back.
[03:27] CG: May6e twice. (:B
[03:27] GC: Separately, or together?
[03:28] CG: Heheh. A 6it 9f 69th.
[03:29] CG: Say, have y9u sp9ken t9 Kareem yet? 9r s9me69dy else? A69ut y9ur hand?
[03:29] GC: No... I really. Haven't had the chance to.
[03:30] GC: It's alright. I'm getting used to it.
[03:30] CG: [[wow like two of my rp partners are going on like 10 day trips starting now, SOBS]]
[03:30] GC: [[shhhh it'll be okay.]]
[03:31] CG: [[maybe it will encourage me to GET A JOB LOL]]
[03:31] CG: Adv9ca.
[03:31] CG: Dear.
[03:31] CG: Y9u need tw9 hands.
[03:32] GC: I don't really need two. I'd like to have two, but needing is different.
[03:33] CG: Y9u need.
[03:33] CG: Tw9.
[03:33] CG: Hands.
[03:33] GC: For what?
[03:33] GC: I get by fine enough with one.
[03:33] CG: 6esides d9n't y9u want a super str9ng r969t hand f9r strangling purp9ses?
[03:34] GC: While that sounds tempting... I don't want to trouble anyone with that.
[03:35] CG: I think Kareem might cry if he finds 9ut there is a tr9ll living in his hive wh9 c9uld use a r969part.
[03:35] CG: And. Y9u kn9w.
[03:35] CG: D9esn't have 9ne.
[03:36] CG: We're talking t9 him t9m9rr9w night.
[03:36] CG: Y9u have n9 ch9ice, really.
[03:37] GC: Ratakk... I'm fine.
[03:38] CG: What part 9f "n9 ch9ice" is difficult t9 understand?
[03:39] GC: All of it.
[03:39] CG: T99 6ad.
[03:39] GC: I don't know Kareem. And you don't need to help me get a replacement hand.
[03:40] CG: N969dy kn9ws Kareem.
[03:40] CG: Adv9ca y9u d9n't need t9 6e scared.
[03:40] CG: He 6uilt a herd 9f r969t unic9rns t9 keep himself c9mpany.
[03:41] CG: He has every piece 9f My Little P9ny merchandise ever made.
[03:41] CG: Even the pirated things.
[03:41] CG: He calls his mar99n6l99d matesprit "W99l6east."
[03:42] GC: ...You say he can make me a new hand?
[03:42] CG: He pr96a6ly already has 9ne that will fit.
[03:42] CG: He'll pr96a6ly just need t9 c9nnect it.
[03:43] GC: That sounds painful.
[03:43] GC: Metal with flesh...
[03:43] CG: He'll put y9u 9ut.
[03:43] CG: Y9u've seen the circular scar 9n my right hand?
[03:43] GC: Yes...
[03:43] CG: I've g9t internal r969parts, n9t put there 6y him, 6ut he's had t9 fix them. I imagine he als9 rewired them and altered them quite a 6it.
[03:44] CG: Hand fucked up, put me t9 sleep, I w9ke up a few h9urs later, hand str9nger than 6ef9re.
[03:44] GC: Ratakk, really, I'm okay with no hand...
[03:45] CG: He can make it l99k like skin.
[03:45] CG: Pr96a6ly even add a layer 9f faux flesh under it, t99.
[03:45] CG: N969dy will ever kn9w.
[03:45] GC: This sounds horrifying.
[03:45] CG: Adv9ca.
[03:46] CG: This tr9ll is a69ut nine feet tall.
[03:46] CG: Pr96a6ly three hundred p9unds.
[03:46] CG: And I have pers9nally with my 9wn 9ptic spheres.
[03:46] GC: You're not helping!
[03:46] CG: Seen him prance ar9und his dressing 6l9ck in frilly pink dresses.
[03:47] GC: I'm still not really liking this...
[03:47] CG: [[see blog]]
[03:49] GC: ...Ratakk.
[03:49] CG: Adv9ca.
[03:50] GC: I don't need both of my hands for anything! Really!
[03:50] GC: And i certainly don't need anyone remedying that...
[03:51] CG: Y9U'RE GETTING A NEW HAND AND Y9U ARE G9ING T9 LIKE IT.
[03:51] GC: ...Do I really have to?
[03:52] GC: What if it doesn't go well?
[03:52] CG: Yes.
[03:52] CG: It will g9 well.
[03:52] GC: Will you stay with me while he's... working on it?
[03:52] CG: This tr9ll has d9ne n9thing 6ut 6uild r969t parts f9r like five hundred sweeps, Adv9ca.
[03:52] CG: Yes.
[03:53] GC: And help me get used to it?
[03:54] CG: Yes.
[03:55] GC: Because I've never had anything robotic before...
[03:55] CG: I kn9w, it's intimidating. 6ut it's quite easy t9 get used t9.
[03:56] CG: Plus, I kn9w Kareem f9r 9ne can make his parts the same weight as flesh, and still str9nger.
[03:56] GC: ...I kind of need a new weapon anyway. I'm not certain I want it to be my fist, but. oh well.
[03:57] CG: Y9u c9uld get a laser can9n 9r a flamethr9wer instead 9f a hand. (:B
[03:59] GC: I definitely don't think anyone would want to shake hands with a laser canon.
[03:59] CG: I w9uld.
[03:59] GC: It would make introductions very interesting, though.
[03:59] CG: Hahah!
[04:00] GC: Now, would it fit in my gloves? One hand looks elegant in red, the other looks like a science experiment about to be revealed!
[04:01] CG: 9h my G9d.
[04:02] GC: "Yes, Your Majesty, there's something I'd like to show you. Your engineers have been working on this for quite some time. Then they attached it to my arm. Tada~!"
[04:02] CG: Dear G9d.
[04:03] GC: Yes I can obliterate a town with my pinky finger, but i cannot hold a knife properly.
[04:03] CG: Adv9ca.
[04:03] CG: Adv9ca, please.
[04:04] GC: Don't lie, you're laughing too.
[04:04] CG: That's why I'm saying please.
[04:04] CG: I'm 6egging y9u n9t t9 kill me.
[04:04] CG: Alth9ugh laughter w9uld 6e the m9st pleasant 9f my deaths.
[04:05] GC: What, by prospective laser canon palm?
[04:05] CG: Adv9ca...
[04:05] GC: If I were to kill you, I'd assure you, it would be done most cordially.
[04:06] GC: But after I facelaser canon.
[04:06] CG: S966ing.
[04:06] GC: How do I even cope with this?
[04:06] GC: If you're happy and you know it, clap your laser canons.
[04:06] CG: ADV9CA.
[04:07] GC: You put your left laser canon in, take your left laser canon out, put your left laser canon in, and shake it all about.
[04:07] CG: Dead.
[04:07] CG: Nape.
[04:07] CG: Can't d9 this anym9re.
[04:08] GC: I'm sorry.
[04:08] GC: Here let me help you up.
[04:08] GC: Grab my laser canon.
[04:08] CG: ASDLJFASDJLFSDASDFHKJKHDF ADV9CA.
[04:08] GC: Alright, I'm done!
[04:09] GC: I promise!
[04:09] GC: ...laser canon swear.
[04:09] GC: ALRIGHT NOW I'M DONE.
[04:09] CG: ...
[04:09] CG: ...
[04:09] CG: ...
[04:09] CG: I l9ve y9u.
[04:09] GC: I love you too.
[04:10] GC: And I'm feeling better about this whole hand thing.
[04:10] CG: G99d. (:B
[04:11] GC: Only took a few awful jokes, of course~!
[04:11] CG: Th9se were pretty great.
[04:13] GC: Perhaps, if being a legislacerator doesn't work out, I could become a jester in Dion's court.
[04:13] CG: 9h my G9d.
[04:14] GC: I'm not sure they make hats with bells in teal and red.
[04:14] GC: Maybe I could make one...
[04:14] CG: Christ.
[04:14] GC: Do you think I could switch out the laser canon for a sewing machine to make that possible?
[04:14] CG: I'm literally in tears.
[04:15] CG: L99k what y9u've d9ne.
[04:15] GC: I didn't mean to make you cry!
[04:15] CG: Y9u villain.
[04:15] GC: The truth is revealed!
[04:17] GC: I've captured you, and now you hover over a tank full of my ex-matesprit's new matesprit.
[04:17] CG: ... What?
[04:17] CG: 9h, sharks???
[04:17] GC: Yeah!
[04:17] CG: Well, shit.
[04:17] CG: I d9n't.
[04:17] CG: Like sharks.
[04:18] GC: No, neither do I.
[04:18] GC: But they must be fed.
[04:18] CG: Nape.
[04:18] GC: What's this? Has a hero come to rescue Ratakk?
[04:18] CG: o:B
[04:19] GC: I'm burning the rope, Eridan's pleased... But in comes-- it's Dionus!
[04:19] CG: (:B
[04:21] GC: And I'm supposed to be in his court, so he's shocked to see me. But he subdues Eridan, and saves you, and you ride off into the sunset while I'm left with my bad jokes and a hungry feral troll...
[04:21] CG: 9h, n9. This d9esn't seem like a happy ending f9r y9u.
[04:23] GC: No, he takes my arm, but the worst that comes from that is that I have a hard time with door knobs~
[04:23] GC: Besides, if a villain gets a happy ending, then they're not a villain. That's how the stories go.
[04:24] CG: ):B
[04:25] GC: I would've loved to be the heroine, or the damsel in distress, or a princess...
[04:25] GC: But being the villain isn't so terrible!
[04:31] GC: It would give me a good wardrobe?
[04:33] CG: Hah
[04:33] GC: I'd wear gowns. Only gowns. Imagine that!
[04:34] CG: A villain wh9 9nly wears g9wns?
[04:34] GC: ...Well that too.
[04:35] GC: I'd like to look like that Queen, the one in that human movie... Snow White!
[04:35] GC: ...But she doesn't have sharks.
[04:35] CG: Y9u can't see me right n9w 6ut I'm facepalming.
[04:35] CG: 9r rather.
[04:35] CG: Face laser can9ning.
[04:35] GC: ...I should not be laughing at that like I am.
[04:37] GC: Maybe I could suggest this story idea to Dion... I wonder how that plot line would go~
[04:38] CG: 9h, my G9D.
[04:38] GC: I'm sure before I capture you, his heroic self will show you a night worthy of kings.
[04:39] CG: Adv9ca...
[04:40] GC: What? I'll let him write that.
[04:40] CG: AdV9CA....
[04:40] GC: Would you rather me write it?
[04:40] CG: ADV9CA!
[04:41] GC: 9h, Di9nus! D9n't let me g9!
[04:41] GC: And then he takes you in his arms...
[04:41] GC: And kisses you softly...
[04:41] CG: ADV9CA N9 ST9P.
[04:41] GC: And it's like your whole body is on fire under his touch...
[04:41] CG: LAJSDKLFDJLFKDAJADSLJASLFKJDSFLASDLFKJF
[04:41] GC: And you can't stand it-- He's teasing you!
[04:42] GC: And you know that look in his eye, the one where he knows~?
[04:42] GC: He's got it.
[04:42] GC: And you can't stand it. You're almost begging him...
[04:43] GC: Does he oblige?
[04:43] GC: Well, Ratakk, does he?
[04:44] GC: Does he press his lips to yours tenderly? Does he cling to you desperately? Do his fingers stray low?
[04:44] CG: Mmm I d9n't kn9w I'm s9rt 9f drifting in and 9ut 9f c9nsci9usness.
[04:46] GC: Go to coon, Ratakk~
[04:46] CG: Nnnape.
[04:46] GC: And why not?
[04:46] CG: 6ecause... Reas9ns.
[04:47] GC: What sort of reasons?
[04:47] -- codpieceGallery [CG] falls asleep on the keyboard. --
[04:48] GC: Good Morn, Ratakk. sleep well.