Open When: You Need A Good Laugh
Now I’ve debated on how I should do this one. Should I just fill it with jokes? Maybe throw some funny memes in there? I’m not really that funny of a person so I don’t know if I’ll have many good jokes. But we’ll give it a go. I feel like that sounds very British. “Give it a go.” You’re gonna read that and be like “Z, that doesn’t sound British at all.” But just know, in my head I said it in an English accent. Anyways back to the jokes!
How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.
Why aren’t dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet!
What kind of dog chases the color red? A bulldog!
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai-Tea
A guy walks into a coffee shop and asks the waitress: "How much is the tea?" "Tea is four dollars." the waitress says "How much is a refill?" the man asks. "Free, "says the waitress. "Then I'll take a refill!" the man responds. These are all really bad. I don’t know if any of these will give you a good laugh. But maybe you can laugh at my attempt to make you laugh?
