#laughterday

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One more, one more. Ehem. *Reaches up and touches your cheek* A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars. *Pauses then laughs* Well I guess that's not really a pickup line is it?

Not especially, but it’s sweet. *strokes your cheek* Though rather hard on you.

[aaravos-the-archmage]

I'm not a photographer but I can picture me and you together.

Better yet, give me the camera and I’ll show you what a true beauty looks like.

[aaravos-the-archmage]

I didn't bring my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you tonight?

I might be a little too large to substitute for a teddy bear. What if I hold you, Stardust?

[aaravos-the-archmage]

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?  It's okay. He woke up.

Teach me to joke like you, my friend--I like that one!

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If time were beauty, you would be eternity, my beloved

And if I had eternity, I’d spend it gazing into your eyes.

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I'd offer you my jacket but you're hot enough without it

I think we’re both hotter without it. You should leave it off.

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Laughterday’s End

The evening grows late, my friends. I so loved all your jokes and puns today, and you will always be welcome to send me more when you feel like it. But my official Laughterday has drawn to a close.

Good night, my friends!

[aaravos-the-archmage]

Cheesy pickup line again! >:D here goes.. They say that kissing is a language of love. So, how about we have a conversation?

That should be enjoyable. I imagine you’re quite fluent. I know I am.