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[shitstrawhatssay]

Zoro: I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it’s some sort of miracle.

Nami: You do remember it was dollar beer night, right?

Zoro: That answers my next five questions

[merryfortune]

Sorry to send in another one, but if you don't have any others, do you wanna do Zoro and Sanji (platonic or shipping, up to you) for number 9?

9. Will you be quiet?!

   Zoro and Sanji were back to back and cramped. Both had their knees against their chests and their arms were locked. They grunted and groaned as they pushed against each other to create a sturdy way upwards because upwards was better than downwards. Downwards meant a slow and agonising death: torrential whirlpools, sharks, sharp and pointy rocks; the whole shebang.

   ‘Will… you… be… quiet?!’ Sanji hissed as Zoro grunted.

   ‘I’m sorry… but… like… most… humans….’ Zoro rammed against Sanji in a fit of ill-placed rage. ‘I HAVE TO BREATHE!’

   Sanji sputtered. He pushed back against Zoro in his own fit of rage. ‘As soon as we get out of here, i’m going to kill you.’

   ‘Hah, I’d like to see you try.’

[hundredsunny]

Top five FEMALE One Piece villains.

how could u put me through such a task like this i literally love every single female in this series OK BUCKLE UP HERE WE GO

1. as of this VERY instant, pudding is at the top. how could u not like pudding. v pretty and a gr8 actress 900/102. BACCARAT. i know she has no relevancy to the actual story but like she was pretty dope and i appreciate her and her villainy. v pretty3. MONET.  need i say more? actually, i do need to say more. she deserved better. fucsdjhcl. v pretty 4. alvida. she is a classic. i wish we can see her again soon. v pretty 5. kalifa. i just really love all of the cp9 agents. i love how her response to everything ever was, “that’s sexual harassment”. she’s also v pretty

a HUGE honorable mention goes to: ms. doublefinger, ain (from film z bc HER DEVIL FRUIT WAS GR8), and baby 5. all of them are v pretty

i was really considering putting reiju at number one but like she’s not such a villain compared to the rest of that shit fest of a family but like??? anyway i just want u all to know that i love reiju a lot ok. perfect

[shitstrawhatssay]

Zoro: Did I fall last night when you carried me home?

Sanji: IDK.

Sanji: OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first.

[shitstrawhatssay]

Playlist: dragons🐉🐲

dragons🐉🐲

black dragon // luca turilli

alga // ignea

death incarnate // eleine

through the fire and the flames // dragonforce

dragon slayer // ninja sex party

- Mod Strawhat

[shitstrawhatssay]

Just to clarify, if we submit quotes, is there a format in which you'd like them, such as saying what character says what? If so, could you please give an example of how you would like them submitted? Thanks!

You can’t submit chat posts so use the text post option. Bolding and whatever, not necessary.

I prefer them being sent through my submit box but my dms are open and if you wish to remain anonymous, I don’t mind receiving them through asks. All I beg of you is that you capitalise your sentences, spell things correctly, and use grammar. I realise that can be a lot to ask given I’m sure I have a few ESL submitters or other people but little things like that can smoothen up the submit process so I don’t have to tinker with quotes when I convert them into chats.

- Mod Strawhat

[merryfortune]

Could you please do a platonic luffy/sanji with number 26?

26.  Help me I’m stuck.

Sanji stared. Luffy stared back but quickly averted his gaze. Sanji sighed and put his hand to his head. Luffy made a disgruntled noise; no doubt embarassed.

‘Finally bit off more than you can chew, huh?’ Sanji quipped.

‘I’d call this more... put my hand in a place it doesn’t belong.’ Luffy admitted.

Luffy’s hand flopped about as he tried to aimlessly dislodge the jar stuck around it. There were biscuits crumbs everywhere; some of which appeared to large to have been eaten. Broken.

Sanji sighed again. ‘Let’s go find Franky, I’m sure if he greases you up enough, you’ll come good.’

Luffy, of course, wasn’t listening and had resolved to remove the biscuit jar himself except, all he was doing now was increasing the space between his wrist and his arm. His elastic noodle arms were flopping everywhere.

‘Sanji....’ he whined. ‘Help me I’m stuck..’

‘Listen for once in your life, you idiot Captain.’ Sanji snapped back.

[shitstrawhatssay]

Purple, teal, maroon, cinnamon, periwinkle, indigo, fuchsia, saffron, and burgundy.

PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

TEAL = We have a lot in common.

MAROON = You taught me something new.

CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar.

PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh

INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time

FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold

BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you

I’m so glad you’ve been following for a long time and you get excited about my quotes??? That’s so sweet!! I’m glad you think we have a lot in common; feel free to pop into my private inbox (or even my main’s) if you so wish. I have no clue what I possibly could have taught you on this blog though... But thank you so anyway!!! <3

- Mod Strawhat