Laurel Kent: We live together, share a bank account, we fight crime together, we go to the same college. You are the person I see most on a daily basis. We should get married already!
Talia Kane: Didn't you stop to think that we did all this as roommates first, as we have been best friends for years? And how peculiar would it be to ask your girlfriend of ONE WEEK to marry you? We will be reinforcing the stereotype that sapphic women are very intense and marry fast.
Laurel sighs, closing the box with the ring: You are right. So that's a "no"?
Talia Kane takes the box and puts the ring on her finger: I never said it was a "no". Now I have to marry you.
Laurel hugs her from behind and covers her with kisses while laughing: The nation thanks you for your sacrifice.
Talia pet her cheek: As they should.