#lavendersails

[amantebravo]

@lavendersails​ | cont. from

Oh no, are you jealous? [He sits on the couch and opens up the bag to start munching on almonds. Munch munch.] Don’t worry. We were just talking about you, actually! [The ladies nod and giggle.]

[decanciones]

@lavendersails​

[Yeah they HAD been having fun until João started flirting with one of HER friends!! When the song is over, she drunkenly walks down from the stage, stomping (and jiggling) with each step in her heels. How she doesn’t fall is a miracle. SHE BOUNCES down next to him on the vinyl couch with a noisy huff and dramatic crossing of her arms that intentionally pushes her breasts up a bit. She glares at the stage with an angry pout!]

[cacophonyofpersonalities]

  “Oh for the love of God! What in the hell is this 9-in-1 thing I am spying!?” 

[aux-armes-citoyens]

Do you have something to say?

[attrociteas]

@lavendersails

I signed us up for this show centering on gay jokes. I mean, it's perfect for you, because you're jobless and people with jobs aren't free at 2pm on weekdays.

Wait, what? Why would you do that? What makes you think I know anything about gay jokes? [now he just seems distraught] Look, I think you're taking this too far now. We can't be on every show. What will people think?

[islandiis]

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Fannar looks incredibly embarrassed, his hands drawn into himself and his face scarlet. Its bad enough that he fell asleep, but even worse that he had fallen asleep on someone. And without permission! Fannar brings his hands up to hide his face for a minute, his cold hands aiding slightly in cooling his embarrassed flush, before he finally peeks out from behind them.

"I'm sorry. I-I don't usually fall asleep like that," he repeats, dropping his hands from his face and finally actually looking at João. He stifles a quiet cough in one hand, eyes flickering slightly while he tries to decide on how he should reply. He isn't wrong, Fannar hasn't slept much this week, but admitting as much feels like asking for sympathy. He doesn't want that. "I — um... No. I'm okay, but thank you."

Fannar then bashfully tucks a lock of hair back behind his ear, and in an attempt to dispel his lingering embarrassment, he cracks a little smile. "I hope I wasn't too much of an inconvenience for you? I promise, it won't happen again."

[crownandcountry]

lavendersails:

"...Is this your way of offering me a McLaren?"

“... well, I guess I have to, now.”

@lavendersails​

[amantebravo]

@lavendersails​ | from here

What is this? A thinly veiled excuse to come bother him? Well it’s working---hey! Where is he going?! “João! João wait, wait.” He grabs him by the arm and tugs him back. “You... hungry?” After staring at him for a bit he looks to the side with an awkward laugh. “You can’t just tell a small part of such a clearly dramatic story and leave someone hanging like that...”